Man with world's largest penis frisked by TSA at Calif. airport

[JackFlash]

I'm sure he wished he was frisked by a female agent...

Jonah Falcon, who claims the world's largest penis, recently had his "weapon of mass conception" mistaken for a "weapon of mass destruction." He was frisked by TSA at the San Francisco International Airport because of a bulging object in his pants.

The Huffington Post reports that Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect, said he knew beforehand the TSA search would lead to some awkward revelations.

Details of his strange encounter with TSA were revealed by the 41-year-old in an interview with The Huffington Post. He said: "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

When a pat-down led to suspicion that Falcon might be carrying a foreign object in his pants, he was led through X-ray body scanners and a metal detector.

A puzzled TSA agent asked him if he had "some sort of growth." Falcon, amused, said no. But he told The Huffiington Post that well, he does have a growth.

Falcon said that after TSA officials had confirmed that the "package" was only a natural appendage, they appeared to interpret it as a new kind of biological threat. He tells how the young security guard who gave him a pat down appeared intimidated, taking extra care to pat gingerly around his prominence. Falcon told the TSA official, "It's my dick." He said: "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

According to Falcon, by the age of 18, he had realized that he had a special "growth" after he measured it at 12 inches. Falcon since then has appeared in several talkshows nationwide. According to The Raw Story, Falcon appeared in a 1999 HBO documentary called “Private Dicks: Men Exposed.” His male member was hailed the world's largest by the HBO documentary, but he did not make it into the Guinness Book of World Records only because the organization does not recognize his category of distinction. Falcon says several ****ographic companies have contacted him with offers but he has never accepted.

Falcon tells The Huffington Post of a "change to his game plan" when passing through airport security check. He said: "I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."

According to The Huffington Post, Falcon showed Buck Wolf, Executive Crime & Weird News Editor, his "standout feature."

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[renzo_d10]

problema ko rin yan eh

[ghosthunter]

problema ko rin yan eh

You have a job to frisk guys with a large penis?

[renzo_d10]

You have a job to frisk guys with a large penis?

no.. parati ako pinaghihinalaan na may dalang bomba because of the bulge in my pants

[BratPAQ]

no.. parati ako pinaghihinalaan na may dalang bomba because of the bulge in my pants

haha, kasi magbawas ka muna bago umalis ng bahay. para di nagbubulge sa likod mo.

[_Qwerty_]

actor pala.. pero ayaw daw nang ****..

[raine]

no.. parati ako pinaghihinalaan na may dalang bomba because of the bulge in my pants

hehehe, ano yun large balls......

[_Cathy_]

This makes me wonder if it's true that among races, Blacks have the largest average and Asians have the smallest average size of penis. Because a Caucasian holds the record for the world's largest penis.

[ghosthunter]

There is always a down side to everything.

I wonder how does he deal with women (and men) staring at his penis all the time?

[renzo_d10]

talo pa ba nya si mandinggo at si OG (yung sa YJ?)

[shadow]

Pucha! Ano yan kabayo?


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[Retz]

american size.

[CVT]

Dream on!... :hysterical:

16.3K:shower:

[isa1023]

Mae-enjoy pa ba ng babae yang ganyang size?

[yebo]

Mae-enjoy pa ba ng babae yang ganyang size?

imagine mo na lang, pag pasok - luwa ang mata at dila. pag hugot - gasp for air.

o kaya sabay sa utot.

[JackFlash]

Considering that San Francisco has one of the most active gay communities in the US, malamang bading pa ang nakatapat nito. He must have been asked that famous line from an old Hollywood movie, "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

[jut703]

Considering that San Francisco has one of the most active gay communities in the US, malamang bading pa ang nakatapat nito. He must have been asked that famous line from an old Hollywood movie, "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Yup, he's bi***ual.

Jonah reported that his penis was somewhere between 12.5 and 16.5 inches, and also revealed he was bi***ual.

Another great friday - The Howard Stern Show

[x_outpost]

LOL, you guys are too funny.

[ghosthunter]

Mae-enjoy pa ba ng babae yang ganyang size?

In **** movies yes... in real life, not so much. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing even in ***.

[Ry_Tower]

Mae-enjoy pa ba ng babae yang ganyang size?

Kelangan na rubber dampers niya. hahaha