what is/are your embarassing moment/s at the office?

[n2knee]

naglalakad ako sa lobby ng office namin. papunta ako sa Peet's Coffee (di na Starbucks..baka sabihin pa SOSI pa ako )... i was trying to hold my fart until i reach the outside of the building, but napa-ubo ako malapit sa elevator.... that's when i busted a big loud one...:lol: naamoy ko pa..paglingon ko...nandon din pala yung puting babae na ka flirt ko noon bago ako ikinasal..nakangiti...my faced turned red parang ice na matutunaw...napatawa ako.. it was quite an embarassing moment..

[Jun aka Pekto]

I was on the freq (radio) relaying wind information above a particular VORTAC to an aircraft: Metro PIPER 4-2-0-1, winds at flight level 1-2-0, direction 3-4-0 at 3-5, temperature minus 1-3..........

At the same time, a coworker was ordering lunch over the phone: I'll have a Philly steak minus onions and jalapenos, yadda, yadda .

Meantime, I'm still relaying info..... flight level 1-5-0, direction 3-5-0 at 4-3, temperature minus onions and jalapenos........

The pilot interrupted me and said, "Uh metro, say that again?"

Whoops.

[chua_riwap]

Nang minsang pumasok ako sa room ng Manager namin.......kita ko si Sir, hinahalikan yung Secretary namin. Parang ako pa ang nahiya.

Labas ako agad.

[jasprit]

pwde ba khit indi sa office ksi student pa lng ako eh??
most embarasing moment ko hmmmm.... Nung kumuha ako ng no. ng babae sa pero binigay naman kaso nakakahiya pa din eh... wala na ako maiisip na iba hehehehe...

[claRkEnt]

i was working then in a big semicon company where there are thousands of employees (about 70% sa semicon ay fem). SO at the end of the shift, dami tao sabay-sabay para sa uwian. In a group of girls a few meters ahead, I saw my friend (a girl) so i hurried and pagdating ko as likuran nya, tinakpan ko ng palad ko yung mata nya! tagal kong tinakpan mata nya and hula sya hula kung sino.

It turned out, di ko pala sya kakilala... dyahi talaga! gusto ko matunaw sa kinatatayuan ko.

[Horsepower]

Ok, so did u get her number and went out on a date with her?

[awing]

ako rin, not in the office but in the mall with batchmates college pa ko noon.
we were outside Jollibee(inside the mall) and there's one batchmate ko and medyo pervert pa kami nuon sinabi kitang-kita daw yung ytnap ng isang chix nakaupo sa loob ng Jollibee nakaupo..dali-dali din akong pumunta para sumilip..ng malapit na ako sa door(btw, doors and partition are all made of clear glass)..ayon nauntog! kala ko Door na!......Glass Partition pala yun! tawa lahat ng mga kaklase ko..iniwan ko na lang sila bahala na yung ytnap at bumalik sa school, talk of the class kaagad.

[JiggeR671]

this happened last week...
maliit lang kse yung restroom sa building namin, isang urinal lang and isang toilet so laging napupuno pag nagkakasabay sabay. nag kataon naman na nirerenovate yung isang restroom na mas malaki so anyway i was doing a number two dun sa stall tapos nagkasabay sabay yung mga gagamit, bigla nalang bumukas yung pinto habang nakaupo ako tapos nagulat yung papasok, nagkatinginan kami, ang baho pa naman nung ebak ko, nde ko pala nailock kamamadali ko.. sabi ko nalang sorry bro kala ko na lock ko ehh...

[chua_riwap]

this happened last week...
maliit lang kse yung restroom sa building namin, isang urinal lang and isang toilet so laging napupuno pag nagkakasabay sabay. nag kataon naman na nirerenovate yung isang restroom na mas malaki so anyway i was doing a number two dun sa stall tapos nagkasabay sabay yung mga gagamit, bigla nalang bumukas yung pinto habang nakaupo ako tapos nagulat yung papasok, nagkatinginan kami, ang baho pa naman nung ebak ko, nde ko pala nailock kamamadali ko.. sabi ko nalang sorry bro kala ko na lock ko ehh...

Ha-ha! Nangangamoy naman kwento mo.

[empy]

this one is actually not the slightest bit funny -

i had lunch with one of our Directors in the office cafeteria the week after a bunch of layoffs were announced. during our conversation, we got to talking about another Director that was laid off. well, i'm not a big fan of the guy so i went on and on saying that if somebody doesn't add any value to the company and just spends his time taking up space and getting a paycheck he doesn't deserve, then he shouldn't be surprised when he's first in line.

well, after awhile napansin ko sa kabilang table were a group of employees who had just been laid off. deadma lang sila, and i wasn't referring to them, but God only knows what they were thinking at that particular time.

big lesson in engaging brain and eyes before starting mouth

[Memphis Raines]

Me and my officemate/crush were having a few good laughs during lunchbreak.

I farted right through my pants! :shocked2: :busted:


She almost fainted.


I nearly died :hysterical:

[WeaponX]

Sa loob ng office namin, nagwawala ako sa pagkanta in front of my officemates na mga chix nang may pumasok na di ko namamalayan. Biglang tinawag ako by my name, sabay tigil ako. Pag lingon ko, isa sa may-ari ng kumpanya. May tinanong lang then umalis na. Grabeng tawanan ng mga kasamahan ko.

[jasprit]

hahaha kakatawa ah yng iba wag na mahiya mag post na kyu!!!

[chain]

this happened last week...
maliit lang kse yung restroom sa building namin, isang urinal lang and isang toilet so laging napupuno pag nagkakasabay sabay. nag kataon naman na nirerenovate yung isang restroom na mas malaki so anyway i was doing a number two dun sa stall tapos nagkasabay sabay yung mga gagamit, bigla nalang bumukas yung pinto habang nakaupo ako tapos nagulat yung papasok, nagkatinginan kami, ang baho pa naman nung ebak ko, nde ko pala nailock kamamadali ko.. sabi ko nalang sorry bro kala ko na lock ko ehh...

sa sobrang baho, ikaw na ang nag-sorry.. hehehe

[zero]

naatrasan ko ang vehicle ng commissioner namin with her inside the car.
i forgot kasi to look at my rear view mirror.

[wren]

i got caught doing the wild thing with a pretty co-worker in the projection room at a movie theatre where i used to work. needless to say, i quit the next day. what can i say, i was young and stupid.

[ess]

I was listening to MP3's with my headphones on. Usually, my cubiclemate also listens to Mp3's with headphones.
Since we both had headphones on, I thought it was safe to let out a soft fart.
Immediately, my cubicle mate sent me a text message --> I don't have my headphones on....and I heard what you've just done.

[empy]

this just happened today. tumae ako sa opis dito (tumakas pa ako sa isang malaking meeting :meeting: ). complete with the normal bodily sounds and smells of this event.

paglabas ko may break na pala kami so every single male participant of the conference was there to hear and smell my heavenly emissions....and to see me walk out of the bathroom stall

[NazQ]

^^ haha, kung ako yun, hindi ako lumabas hanggang may tao.
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nag-aaply pa lang ako ng trabaho dito sa makati. before the interview naiihi na ko sa kaba kaya tinanong ko sa guard kung san ang CR. when I was already going, the guard shouted "boss! pambabae po itong CR na to!". e wala na, alangan namang itigil ko pa.. hanggang malayo naririnig ko pa rin yung tawanan nila. hehe.

buti na lang walang tao sa CR. kaya pala walang urinal.. sheesh. :urinal:

[_Cathy_]

I was with my male officemate when I slipped and fell on my butt while walking down a ramp. It wasn't even my first month at work when that happened. What a way to make an impression.

It would have been less embarrassing if I was with a girl when it happened. hehe.