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  • Yes, it happens to the best of us

    21 91.30%

  • No, my stream is always straight and true

    2 8.70%

  • I urinate sitting down

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    November 13th, 2006 09:48 AM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by kiper View Post

    Any tips for my bros hehe?
    Don't do it the night before
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    November 13th, 2006 11:09 AM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by CVT View Post
    Urologist ka ba Doc OTEP?

    Part ba ito ng iyong study?

    :starwars:
    Hindi po. Wala naman nagtanong sa akin dun sa 'Will the Airplane Fly' thread kung piloto ako.

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    November 13th, 2006 11:21 AM #23
    Doc Otep ok to ah!

    It happens to me nearly everytime. At first natakot nga ako eh, kala ko naging 2 channel na fuel line ko hehe. During my total check-up this year, we had a free ultrasound to check my insides and wala namang nakita, prostates were ok (connected ba to dito?).

    Actually I was just too to ask why I had a high and low beam flashing together whenever I piss.

    Ano kaya cause nito? Malakas naman pressure sa linya ko ah .

    Nice Poll!
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    November 13th, 2006 11:26 AM #24
    wwaaaaahh!!!

    bawal pala ang bata dito!!!
    Last edited by charriolkid; November 13th, 2006 at 11:35 AM.
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    November 13th, 2006 11:32 AM #25
    it happens. ung nakakainis is ung pag jet e nakaturo sa paa/pantalon mo -- di mo pa mamamalayan agad if you're wearing dark pants, or kung bagong gising; when you get that 'warm' sensation, it's too late :D


    a little OT: nabasa ko sa isang mag dati, there was this French guy who had two d*cks.

    pano kaya kung medyo dumikit ung butas ng both members? e di four jets na un, mala kalabaw!
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    November 13th, 2006 11:35 AM #26
    hindi ko nagegets?

    dba isa lang nman ang butas??

    and

    bakit nangyayari yung 2 streams?
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    November 13th, 2006 11:51 AM #27
    Quote Originally Posted by badkuk View Post
    pano kaya kung medyo dumikit ung butas ng both members? e di four jets na un, mala kalabaw!
    Double exhaust.
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    November 13th, 2006 12:10 PM #28
    Ano ba ang magandang gawin - pisilin muna ang dulo bago mag-jingle?
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    November 13th, 2006 12:25 PM #29
    ...tsaka controlled release B)
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    November 13th, 2006 01:05 PM #30
    Quote Originally Posted by mbeige View Post
    Isa lang naman dahilan kung bakit nangyayari yan eh...
    Either na hindi naghugas pagkatapos mag-"Let's DOH it!" or may wetdreams pa rin hanggang ngayon.

    Hehehe. :D
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    November 13th, 2006 01:09 PM #31
    dati naging tatlong streams pa nga eh.. absolutely amazing sight to watch. inaantok pa nga ako pero wala nakong magawa. just clean up afterwards.

    from time to time, I do try to achieve the 'double helix'.. iba naman 'to..
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    November 13th, 2006 01:41 PM #32
    nung bata pa kami, we used to do piss fencing -- kunwari espada daw ung ihi namin. o di kaya ghostbusters, tapos kinokross namin ung streams.

    having a pen*s is fun :D
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    November 13th, 2006 01:41 PM #33
    After a very Good *** it happens to me.
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    November 13th, 2006 03:35 PM #34
    Quote Originally Posted by FrankDrebin View Post
    Either na hindi naghugas pagkatapos mag-"Let's DOH it!" or may wetdreams pa rin hanggang ngayon.

    Hehehe. :D
    Hindi yon ang nasa isip ko, pero pwede na rin

    Yung mga mahilig bumasa nitong thread...kinaumagahan pustahan o, babasahin niyo itong thread
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    November 13th, 2006 06:54 PM #35
    pisilin si manoy para bumukaka yung butas bago ilabas ang ihi.

    ako minsan pa-spread pa nga yung jingle :bwahaha:
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    November 13th, 2006 06:59 PM #36
    madami beses nang nangyari sakin yan! ginagawa ko binubuhusan ko nalang ung toilet pag nde na shot sa loob!
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    November 13th, 2006 07:29 PM #37
    Quote Originally Posted by FrankDrebin View Post
    Either na hindi naghugas pagkatapos mag-"Let's DOH it!" or may wetdreams pa rin hanggang ngayon.

    Hehehe. :D
    oo nga naman ,pero isama na sa punas or may wet small towel ka sa tabi
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    November 13th, 2006 08:04 PM #38
    Quote Originally Posted by badkuk View Post
    it happens. ung nakakainis is ung pag jet e nakaturo sa paa/pantalon mo -- di mo pa mamamalayan agad if you're wearing dark pants, or kung bagong gising; when you get that 'warm' sensation, it's too late :D
    Hahaha! Sobrang bad trip nga pag nangyari yan lalo pag nasa public place ka. Yuck!
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    November 13th, 2006 08:20 PM #39
    boys lang ba ang meron jingle jets? ang girls ba hindi?
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    November 13th, 2006 09:19 PM #40
    Teka Teka..di ko ma-gets!

    Pics naman dyan!

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