Breaking up because of poor *** performance ?

[_Cathy_]

**** is not enough to give virgins enough instructions WHY certain things must be done. Like why the girl should be well "pre-warmed" before placing the sausage into the "oven".

Interesting analogy hehehe

[ghosthunter]

Geez. I can't imagine how they went ahead doing it without foreplay OR maybe the guy was just too big for the girl.

No matter how big the guy is, a baby's head is still much bigger. So unless the guy has a ****o video quality "king dong", I doubt if that was the issue. Asian guys are more modest in size anyway.

[ghosthunter]

Geez. I can't imagine how they went ahead doing it without foreplay OR maybe the guy was just too big for the girl.

regarding size... being too big has it's problems as well.

Too wide in girth, the girl might find it uncomfortable to be stretched wide too soon, especially if the guy is over-eager.

Too long in length posses more problems because the guy has to control how far he goes in. Go in too far, he might hit sensitive tissue and result in pain for the girl. For the guy, since he cannot go in all the way to the "hilt", he would feel unsatisfied.

[c_cube]

this was the topic earlier * goodtimes...

yes, ill break up with her. hirap kaya ng hindi ka napapasaya tuwing ***Y TIME, ang sama ng feeling ng bitin. kaya im pro PMS or Pre-marital ***, para malaman niyo kung compatible ba ang *** life niyo.

tingin ko kasi sa ganito, sa una matitiis mo ang partner mo kung wala siyang performance, pero sa pagtagal mapupuno ka din at maghahanap ka ng iba para paligayahin ka.

[Lucius]

No, because I don't sleep with girls I'm not physically attracted to. To make it short, boring or not as long as I'm with someone I really like okay na un.

Okay nga performance eh parang SHRIMP naman dun nako sa frigid

[_Cathy_]

regarding size... being too big has it's problems as well.

Too wide in girth, the girl might find it uncomfortable to be stretched wide too soon, especially if the guy is over-eager.

Too long in length posses more problems because the guy has to control how far he goes in. Go in too far, he might hit sensitive tissue and result in pain for the girl. For the guy, since he cannot go in all the way to the "hilt", he would feel unsatisfied.

Shoould be just right pala.

[woohoo]

I say that was trauma...

Anyway, one would have to be very unlucky AND/OR very lacking in SKILL (***ual and people skills) to have married a PRIM AND PROPER "MANANG" woman and not get her to enjoy their ***ual life.

Although I know of a girl who is said to be MYSOPHOBIC (doesn't even want to handle money bills, according to mutual acquiantances/friends) who of course cannot get pregnant because she also thinks *** is dirty. I pity her husband. But then again, her husband is kinda aesthetically challenged, so I also think the mysophobia was only a COVER STORY for the real reason -- hindi niya ma-take ang itsura ng mister niya kaya ayaw niya makipagtalik dito. :hysterical:

[ghosthunter]

I really don't know why I have this fixation with size?

Maybe it's all PR0N you have been watching?

**** videos usually emphasize that the bigger/longer the "king dong" the better the satisfaction for the girl.

I could help you get over that fixation.

[woohoo]

No matter how big the guy is, a baby's head is still much bigger. So unless the guy has a ****o video quality "king dong", I doubt if that was the issue. Asian guys are more modest in size anyway.

Unless she underwent CAESARIAN SECTION when she gave birth, that is.

[_Cathy_]

No, because I don't sleep with girls I'm not physically attracted to.

So true. The mere fact that you got the girl that you like to to sleep with you should already be a huge turn on.

[ghosthunter]

Unless she underwent CAESARIAN SECTION when she gave birth, that is.

Even with CS, the "V" is still wide enough to let a typical new-born baby through.

[ghosthunter]

So true. The mere fact that you got the girl that you like to to sleep with you should already be a huge turn on.

Come on, if you already got your gf sleeping on the same bed as you are, it's only a small step for the rest of the way. Unless she thinks of you something like an older brother substitude!

Don't get me wrong though, I do think getting the girl to sleep with me in the same bed overnight is a big turn on. But it's only as a preliminary to going further later on with each other later the same night.

[_Cathy_]

Maybe it's all PR0N you have been watching?

**** videos usually emphasize that the bigger/longer the "king dong" the better the satisfaction for the girl.

I could help you get over that fixation.

What's PR0N???

[testament11]

naalala ko noon kami 2 ng 2nd ex ko. inunahan agad ako sa topic na ito, walang *** daw habang nasa bf/gf stage kami. pero pag kinasal naman na daw kami, kahit araw-araw pa daw.

i think, sa akin lang, hindi reason na mag-break ang couples eh. pero kung mag-asawa na, pwede ito maging grounds for annulment of marriage. pero kung sa bf/gf stage, i think hindi.

at isa pa, doing PMS, eh remember, catholic tayo na very sensitive sa issue na ito

[_Cathy_]

Come on, if you already got your gf sleeping on the same bed as you are, it's only a small step for the rest of the way. Unless she thinks of you something like an older brother substitude!

Don't get me wrong though, I do think getting the girl to sleep with me in the same bed overnight is a big turn on. But it's only as a preliminary to going further later on with each other later the same night.

I meant to have ***. I do know that some guys derive pleasure from giving pleasure. Lucky for women who marry those type of men.

[ghosthunter]

What's PR0N???

Another word for ****. Some forums have auto-filters for words like **** and censor them.

[chua_riwap]

Because there are a lot of men who lack skills???

My ***ually active friend told me that size is also important.

Basta marunong silang mag-"buffet" (eat all you can), gigising silang nakangiti.....

[_Cathy_]

Basta marunong silang mag-"buffet" (eat all you can), gigising silang nakangiti.....

so are you telling me that that is better than the real thing???

[ghosthunter]

I meant to have ***. I do know that some guys derive pleasure from giving pleasure. Lucky for women who marry those type of men.

Ahem! Ahem! The Lost Art of Cunnilus!

Let's just say that what you give does come back. And "pre-heating" the oven does help in so many way than in just lubrication.

[_Cathy_]

Ahem! Ahem! The Lost Art of Cunnilus!

Let's just say that what you give does come back. And "pre-heating" the oven does help in so many way than in just lubrication.

If that's the case, then it shouldn't matter to you if the girl is good in bed or not?

What if the girl does not want to return the favor??? I find it extremely surprising that some girls still refuse to do that (like my married friend)