had some crazy **** happen to me this past weekend.

Ok, well i rolled into my friends edition Saturday morning at 3:00am to my friends b-day party. I had been racin that night at the track so i was tired as hell. So I got to the party, grabbed a bud light and talked a while. Call me crazy but hell, i promised him that i would go to his 20th bday party. This is besides the point

We all got up later and went to IHOP. We were bullshitting around for a bit and i decided to take a buddy for a ride to show him what this big ass truck with a 150 shot could do. We were GENTLY rolling through this neighborhood (not raising any hell quite yet. ) I have to say i was going about 35 and this little cat ran out infront of me. I had abselutely no time to stop. I hit it. I stopped and sort of lemented at the fact that the little bastard had just ended his life and made me a part of it. I was like ****. My buddy felt bad for me but since there was nothing to do, i drove on. 20 seconds later i get pulled the **** over. I hate cops.

(this is by no means ver-batem sp?)

Cop: Did you know that you just ran over a cat?

Me: I know, but there was nothing i could do. It was either slam on the brakes and endanger pedestrians and other motorists or hit a cat. I picked the lesser of the two evils sir.

Cop: Well i think you need to do the right thing and find the owner and make peace.

Me: Ok?

So i turn around in a cul-de-sac and go back to the lifeless kitty. I parked my truck and to my unluckyness, there is a tag on the collar of the cat. "Mittens" belonged to the address across the street from where it all went down.

Me: ****!

I walk up the walkway with the lifeless kitty and the cop is trailing me. I told my buddy to wait in the truck. I ring the doorbell and after a short wait that seemed like forever, a little old lady opened the door.

Me: BIG ****!!!!!

I told her that i was sorry and that Mittens had run out infront of me. I apologized profusely and told her that if there was anything i could do to help her out, i would do it.

Cop: Offer her some money!

Me: huh?

Cop: You heard me.

Me: (looking over to the lady at this point, pretty teary eyed) Ma'am, I have 6 bucks cash on me and my ATM card isnt working at the moment.

Lady: You keep your money. I am fine.

Cop: Ma'am, Please accept the money.

I insist and insist that she takes the six bucks that i have. The cop is starting to lose his temper and so the lady accepts the money.

the cop proceeds to arrest me!!! then arrests the old lady as well...!!!
why??, you ask...



















selling pussy.