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http://www.weeklyworldTEEN HORRIFIED AFTER DOWNLOADING SKIN FLICK AND DISCOVERING...
MOM AND DAD ARE ****O STARS!
By MATT KIRSCH
AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded ****o flick were none other than his own parents.
Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. "I was like five minutes into this ****o called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."
Timmy's parents, "Captain Throbberson" and "Gina Jiggles," as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.
"Tim's mother and I are completely comfortable with our ***uality. I think our son's a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man."
While his family seems to be in turmoil, Timmy admits that future family gatherings will probably be a little uncomfortable. "Call me crazy, but it's going to be pretty hard trying to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your parents have probably done it all up and down the dining room table!"news.com/features/***/61270
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September 2nd, 2006 01:59 AM #4sir theveed: honga naman, baka meron link dun sa video flick para malaman natin kung ganu ka-traumatizing yung nakita nung anak...
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September 2nd, 2006 08:07 AM #7hehe, alamin nyo muna itsura nung parents bago kayo magdownload, baka pati kayo masuka sa makikita nyo
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September 1st, 2006 05:22 PM #8Oh yeah? Just you wait old man! You'll have all the threesome you and mom can handle before long. LOL!..."Tim's mother and I are completely comfortable with our ***uality. I think our son's a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man."
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September 1st, 2006 05:26 PM #9pasalamat na lang sya at yung parents nya yung 2 andun... hindi father nya with another woman o vice versa. :D
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September 1st, 2006 06:06 PM #11ha ha ha.. dahil napanood nya, pude na sya tanungin " bata bata paano ka ginawa?"
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September 1st, 2006 11:36 PM #12hhmm... "Horny House Wives 4" matingnan nga sa limewire baka meron!
Originally Posted by GasJunkie
