Top 10 Reasons Y Der Cudnt Ba Fil-am Us Pres., by David Letterman

[flakez]

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There is not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics,
2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3
Toyota Corollas, Mercedes Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife), and MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with fingers at State
dinners.

7. There is too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put
the Last Supper picture?

6. The White House walls is not big enough to hold a set of giant wooden
spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst".

4. Secret Service staff are uncomfortable driving the Presidential car with
a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having the statue of the
Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines in every White House
room.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US
PRESIDENT IS....

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!


credits to badong of palhs.com

[yebo]

sapol!

[PopE-XXXVI]

It's true! At least hindi masyadong offensive

[BoEinG_747]

typical na Noy-Pi

tagal na ito ..dati nareceive ko sa mga email

pero mabenta pa din ..hihihi..

[Isuzoom]

WoW TAMA! add mo pa Kurakot at neg kokolect ng souvenirs sa white house.

[quiksie]

kay david letterman ba talaga galing yan?

True True

[qman]

talagng ke David Lettermen galing yan, kelan pinalabas?
bulls eye ang noypi her her her

[flakez]

ewan ko kung galing kay david letterman yan. nabasa ko lang sa ibang forums. hehehe. pero sapul talaga mga noypi diyan. hehehe

[vhenok]

Tagosh Ba?.....It hurts....it hurts you know!!!!

[kiper]

okay lang..

pero masaya ung 2 Toyota Land Cruisers..herherher

[66bunny]

AFAIK, that didn't came from Mr. Letterman.

[BoEinG_747]

galing man kay Mr.David Letterman or hindi iyan isa lang sigurado ko ...
may nagbibisto ng ugali ng Pinoy at iyon ay walang iba kundi kapwa pinoy din ..imo

[66bunny]

It takes one to know one.

[blebla]

OT mga peeps. san ba makakapanood ng lateshow with david letterman ngayon? wala na kcng channel 31 e. na-miss ko nga ung oprah episode nya e.

[cardo]

OT mga peeps. san ba makakapanood ng lateshow with david letterman ngayon? wala na kcng channel 31 e. na-miss ko nga ung oprah episode nya e.

di ko gusto masyado si letterman. masgusto ko si Jay Leno, lalo na yung impressions nya kay George Bush hehehe I like his jokes better, but I like the interviews of Conan. Masnakakatuwa maginterview si Conan

[picantorange]

Sablay ang grammar nyan e. I doubt Letterman really came up with that list.

Sapol nga. But I never do those things.

[wren]

kayo naman...i don't think "balikbayan" is in Letterman's vocabulary . pretty funny though.

[artpogi]

although it's still funny, that's a rehash of an old joke and neither did it come from the Letterman top ten.

If you have Sky Cable you can watch David Letterman at Channel 51

[Bry]

Some are just stupid though.

Everyone responds to "psssst". Even Americans. Meron pang iba, tinatamad lang ako mag-type.

[wren]

san nga ba makabili ng giant wooden fork and spoon sa california. kelangan ng pinoy flava dining room namin. while we're at it, sama na rin yung giant "weapons of moroland" plaque para sa game room, next to my "dogs playing poker" painting.