Secret to a Happy Marriage?

[Bandido]

Secret to a Happy Marriage??

There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two old stamps and a stack of money totalling $25,000. He asked her about the contents. When we were to be married, " she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and save a stamp."

The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious stamps were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "Honey," he said "that explains the stamps, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"




"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the stamps."


heheheheh

[1D4LV]

sniff...sniff..sniff... so true..

[mantoy]

:bwahaha: :bwahaha:

[silverbx986]

all the while i thought the secret to a happy marriage is...sa mga misis - give your husband a good *** and sa mga mister - bigyan si misis
ng maraming perang pang shopping! lol

[chieffy]

nyak nyak nyak :bwahaha: :hihihi:

silver, tama iyang sinabi mo pero ilan lang iyan siguro sa karamihan...

medyo off topic na rin...bakit kaya ang mga babae ang hilig hilig sa bag at ang dami daming shoes??

[Ungas]

Idol nila si Imelda?

[artpogi]

nakow Sir Chieffy, sinabi mo pa, nung umuwi kami ni Esmi sa Bicol ang daming bag na binili, mura kasi dun

[FrankDrebin]

Nakow! Hindi ko maiintindihan yang mga sapatos at bags na yan! Bumili pa nga ng cabinet yung Mrs. ko para lang sa mga bag niya na once lang nagamit. Kapag napapansin ko naman eh ang panlaban naman niya kung ano nakukuha ko sa beer? So quits lang. hehehe.

[otanex]

Hahaha... may counterpart lagi ano...

[1D4LV]

hahaha. buti na lang yung misis ko hindi masyadong mahilig sa bag. sa shoes naman tama lang... ang kanyang bisyo? ang pagkarami-raming gym outfits....

[yebo]

bags and shoes nga! pag galit sa akin si misis all i need to do is take her to SM and buy her either a bag or pair of shoes! di bale na sa mcdo ko lang sya pakainin basta may bag na bago!

[ingridc]

Originally posted by chieffy
nyak nyak nyak :bwahaha: :hihihi:

silver, tama iyang sinabi mo pero ilan lang iyan siguro sa karamihan...

medyo off topic na rin...bakit kaya ang mga babae ang hilig hilig sa bag at ang dami daming shoes??

bags and shoes are extensions of ourselves, just like cars are to guys. bags and shoes make us feel glamorous. i, for example, love coach bags and dooney and bourke and kate spade.

some girls even say bags are antidotes to bad days. :D

[FrankDrebin]

Got a point there ingridc! So guys quits lang talaga! hehehe.

[ingridc]

Originally posted by yebo
bags and shoes nga! pag galit sa akin si misis all i need to do is take her to SM and buy her either a bag or pair of shoes! di bale na sa mcdo ko lang sya pakainin basta may bag na bago!

yebo, you should try getting a kate spade bag for your wife. you'll be very, very happy in bed :D

[FrankDrebin]

Really?!?! What's with that kate spade bag that really makes a man "happy in bed"?

[ingridc]

kate spade bags and shoes are quite expensive (mga 20k). your woman will be very happy when she receives one from you. a happy woman = good ***. :D

[revoGSX]

kung minsan nga eh mas magastos pa rin tayo sa mga misis natin, mahilig nga sila sa bags ang shoes na mukhang pare-pareho naman.. pero wala tayo magawa hehe

pero once na bibili na tayo ng gusto natin, sa mga gadgets, electronics natin libo-libo din lalo na yung palit ng HU, subs, computer at iba pa.. hehe so quits lang din..

[FrankDrebin]

Originally posted by ingridc
kate spade bags and shoes are quite expensive (mga 20k). your woman will be very happy when she receives one from you. a happy woman = good ***. :D

Woah! A Happy Woman, A Happy Bed, An Unhappy Pocket! :D

[Linkk]

Misis ko mahilig sa shopping pero gusto niya yung mga bargains, kaya swerte ko na rin, lahat ng mga bargain shops pinupuntahan nun kahit malalayo, viramall,baclaran, divisoria at pag may sale nakupo mag aaya na yan.kahit anong mura mabili niya masaya na siya kahit minsan di naman kailangan

going back to the topic, dapat siguro wag sabayan o salubungin galit ng isat isa, be sensitive to the needs of your partner, wag pagaawayin ang pera at wag matutulog na may galit sa isat isa.

[yebo]

Originally posted by ingridc
kate spade bags and shoes are quite expensive (mga 20k). your woman will be very happy when she receives one from you. a happy woman = good ***. :D

i think you got it the wrong way around ingridc! it's suppose to be GOOD *** = HAPPY WOMAN! a man can always tell a happy wife by the way she hugs him during ***! at buti na lang i don't need to spend anything for that ehehehehehehe!