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  1. Join Date
    Sep 2003
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    210
    #1
    There's one flaw in women.........

    By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working
    overtime.
    An angel appeared and said,
    "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
    The Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her?
    She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200
    Movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and
    leftovers,
    Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that
    can
    Cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will
    do
    Everything with only two hands."
    The angel was astounded at the requirements.
    "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model?
    That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
    "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
    Creation that is so close to My own heart.
    She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour
    days."
    The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
    "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
    "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough.
    You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
    "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
    The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
    able to reason and negotiate."
    The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
    woman's cheek.
    "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you
    that you were trying to put too much into this one."
    "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
    "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
    The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
    her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness,
    her
    grief
    and her pride."
    The angel was impressed.
    "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly
    amazing."
    And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.
    They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
    love
    and joy.
    They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
    They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
    They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice.
    They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe
    there is a better solution.
    They love unconditionally.
    They cry when their children excel and Cheer when their friends get
    awards.
    They are happy when they hear about a birth, Or a wedding.
    Their hearts break when a friend dies.
    They grieve at the Loss of a family member,
    yet they are strong when they think there is no Strength left.
    They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.
    Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
    However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget
    Their worth.
    Now dont't you all feel great about yourselves??

  2. Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Posts
    305
    #2
    Nice... :D

There's one flaw in women.........