This was emailed to me. ang kuleeeet!!!
You gotta love this guy...This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's
and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was
his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having *** with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
.................................................. .....................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: .................................................. .........................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
.................................................. .......................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man
.................................................. ....................................Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
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June 10th, 2005 11:42 AM #2i heard a similar story about 5 years ago. it might just be an urban legend. not really sure.
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June 10th, 2005 01:12 PM #9Buti ang parents ng bride ang gumastos. Paano kung dito sa Pinas? Normally, parents
ng groom ang gumagastos or sharing.
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June 10th, 2005 03:37 PM #10How about that story of a 17-year-old girl who was given a SURPRISE birthday party by her family?
It was the girl's 17th birthday and she went home into an empty house thinking all her family members were still away. Unknown to her, her family and friends were hiding in the basement with the lights out waiting for her to come down and they will all shout surprise! complete with birthday cakes and balloons.
After a few minutes, they heard the girl slowly come down the stairs towards the dark basement calling for her pet dog, "Here doggie! doggie! doggie!". When she went down the basement, she flicked ON the light switch and was shocked to death when everyone shouted, SURPRISE!
And then ...... ...... the Mastercard moment ...
you know the clinche ending to that "true" story, right? Do i need to tell how it ended? :praning:
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June 10th, 2005 06:03 PM #13
Originally Posted by carfrancis
Secret Birthday Cake = $ 15.00
Secret Birthday Balloons = $ 5.00
Secret Birthday Catering = $ 65.00
Secret Invitation Cards sent to all family and friends = $ 12.00
Getting caught completely naked with peanut butter all over your
private parts while desperately calling out for your pet dog ........
..... PRICELESS!!!!! :praning:
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June 14th, 2005 10:26 AM #17 Originally Posted by Mushi Mushi
sino kaya ang mas na-surprise?! hahaha!
Originally Posted by BlueBimmer
