New and Used Car Talk Reviews Hot Cars Comparison Automotive Community

The Largest Car Forum in the Philippines



Page 325 of 450 FirstFirst ... 225275315321322323324325326327328329335375425 ... LastLast
Results 3,241 to 3,250 of 4498
  1. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    21,586
    #3241

  2. Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Posts
    3,002
    #3242
    A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.

    A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
    The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
    So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
    The chicken does this and is pulled to safety.

    Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks

  3. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    21,586
    #3243

  4. Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Posts
    2,760
    #3244
    Loyalty Tests…

    Test 1:
    Wife buys 12 underwears of the same color for hubby..

    Hubby: Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.

    Wife: who are they?

    silence…

    Test 2:

    A couple sees a hot girl..

    Wife: So big, aren’t they?

    Husband: Yes

    Wife: Are they artificial?

    Husband: I think natural.

    Wife: Earrings? Natural??

    silence...
    .

  5. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    21,586
    #3245
    Moms know best..




  6. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    21,586
    #3246

  7. Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    21,582
    #3247
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Hirap maging cash cow!

  8. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    21,586
    #3248

  9. Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    6,202
    #3249
    1417595828188.jpg
    .........

  10. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    21,586
    #3250
    Yan ang pa simpleh...


Joke Time!