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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icBXcvCZfGs]Russian Hitman Elevator Hostage Prank! - YouTube[/ame]

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    Bwahahaha! Ang Babaebg Bulalo! Bow.

    Kapag ang babae ay patapon na ang mukha pati katawan,
    dapat ay maging BULALO siya = PANALO ANG UTAK. :hysterical:

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    Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vets when they struck up a conversation,
    The black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, So why are you here ?
    the Yellow Lab replied, I'm a pisser, I piss on everything,,,, the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.

    but the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owners bed' so they are having my nuts cut off !! they reckon it will calm me down.

    the Yellow Lab turned to the Black Lab and asked so why you here ?

    the Black Lab said, I'm a digger. I dig under the fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it, when inside I dig up the carpets,

    But I went too far last night and dug a big hole in my owners couch, so looks like I'm losing my nuts as well !!!

    The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, why you here ?

    I'm a Humper said the Great Dane, I'll hump anything, the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever, I want to hump everything I see.

    Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and she was bending over t dry her feet and I couldn't help myself,
    I hopped on her back and started hammering away'

    the two Labs looked at each other and said, so its nuts off for you too huh ?

    The Great Dane said No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped !!!!

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    ^Parang ung sa edsa pa q.ave.. hahaha

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