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September 23rd, 2014 05:41 PM #3151True Story...
FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, which was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of poring over many rooms of financial records, some sixty FBI agents worked up quite an appetite. The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place:
Agent: Hello. I would like to order nineteen large pizzas and sixty-seven cans of soda.
Pizza man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital.
Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
Pizza man: You're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent?
Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
Pizza man: How are you going to pay for this?
Agent: I have my check book right here.
Pizza man: And you are all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right, everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
Pizza man: I don't think so.
Click.
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October 3rd, 2014 02:16 PM #3157
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October 3rd, 2014 02:30 PM #3158
^ kaya yan. it's just like swimming, there's no difference whether the water depth is 8 feet or 100 feet you'll float just the same
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October 4th, 2014 03:19 AM #3159How to serve chicken wings ......
Presentation is the key
INGREDIENTS NEEDED FOR ASSEMBLY:
Chicken Wings, Potato Croquette balls, With A Dash Of Tomato Sauce and Asparagus
served On A Bed Of Lettuce.
Laugh when you can, apologise when you should, and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything but Happy.
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October 4th, 2014 03:36 AM #3160HOT CHOCOLATE & VIAGRA
Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"
The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."
The man says, "And the Viagra?"
"Keeps him from falling out of the bed."
Choice I would have made as well.:nod:
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