Joke Time!

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[bobzy]

can you share me some of the "sufferings"? :bwahaha:

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[jick.cejoco]

wife to husband: hon, i would like to have breast augmentation
husband: we are kinda tight on the budget, which side do you want done first, the other one a month after

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tutal napag uusapan yung pabo sa kabilang thread...


Minsan naimbitahan kami ni Ah’Kong sa isang handaan sa pinas. Syempre pag ganung handaan hindi mawawala ang tomaan. Ang iniinom namin ay beer at syempre ang tendency pag beer ang iniinom eh jingle ka ng jingle.

Eh nung maramdaman ko na maiihi na ako, punta ako sa banyo, kaso syempre handaan, nakupo, ang pila kala mo, pila sa sinehan na ang palabas eh si Gwen Garci ang bida…LOLs

So ang ginawa ko takbo ako sa likod ng bahay, sa may bukid. Dyumingel na ako, medyo kinikilig-kilig pa ako ng biglang may narinig ako sa likuran ko nagbubulungan. Tatlong hayop, isang kalabaw, isang kambing at isang pabo.

Anu sabi ?

Sabi nung kambing : “umeheeee……umeheee…..”

Sabi nung kalabaw : “oongaaaa……ongaaaa……”

eh ano sabi nung pabo ?

nung pabo ?

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“laki…laki…laki…laki…laki…!!!!!”

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[erj22]

^ pa share

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[oliver1013]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating a bowl of peanuts. Every now and then he would toss a peanut in the air and catch it in his mouth. Just as he was in mid-toss his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried to dig it out but in his desperation succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife to help him dislodge it but after hours of tryingthey decided to go to the hospital.

As they were heading out of the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter’s’ young male companion suggested he might be able to get the peanut out. He told the father to sit down and relax, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father’s nose and told him to blow hard. The father blew as he was told, and to everyone’s huge relief the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and father thanked him profusely for helping them out. “It was nothing,” the young man insisted modestly. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, “That’s wonderful! Isn’t he a smart young man? What do you think he’s going to be when he grows older?”

The father replied, “Judging from the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.”