Joke Time!

[Retz]

kaya pala mahal ang Shell.

[chua_riwap]

baka nga mas mahal sa caltex.
kaya sa shell nagpa gas. . . .

[Retz]

[itchier]

“Do you have a hobby?” Marcos asks the visiting Australian prime minister.

“Yes, I collect jokes people tell about me,” the guest replied. “And you?”

“Oh, I collect people who tell jokes about me,” Marcos replies.

[jhunpan]

Nakita ko lang sa inbox ko.



Kinuha daw ito sa facebook.

lakos tama

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[adut]

Taken from a facebook post:

(Para sa mga open-minded!)

Miss Universe Pageant.
Q & A Portion
QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.
(Applause... Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause.... Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause... Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN: Well. I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
QUESTION: And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.
(Applause... Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA: Because it works day & night.
(Applause... Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, opcors, hihihi... I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
QUESTION: Chismis?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry... it's ano, ahh kuwan... it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION: Hmm... interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy... dyahe! Hihihi! Kasi... I mean... Because... it passes from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION! )

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