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March 21st, 2012 12:50 AM #432
Teacher: Late ka na naman Pedro! Lagi na lang ganyan! sige tatanungin kita, who is our national hero?
Pedro: Jose Rizal, ma'am!
Teacher: Sus! Tsamba lang yan!
Pedro: Eh ma'am, kilala nyo ba si Karla?
Teacher: Hindi, bakit?
Pedro: Kitams! Turo ka ng turo! kabit ng mister mo di mo kilala.
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March 21st, 2012 02:39 AM #433
juan at pedro naguusap tungkol sa computer.
Juan: pedro bakit ayaw gumana ng impernet exploder ko?
pedro: tanga! hindi naman impernet exploder yan!
Juan: eh ano?
pedro: Boogle throne!
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March 21st, 2012 09:15 AM #435
Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: “Nothing.”
Wife: “Nothing...? You’ve been reading our marriage contract for an hour.”
Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
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March 21st, 2012 05:21 PM #436
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March 22nd, 2012 06:23 PM #439
Juan: Ben, tulungan mo nga ako hindi ako mapalagay kahapon pa.
Ben: Anu yun tol.
Juan: May nabili akong rubber shoes kahapon, hindi ko alam kung anung brand may "Check" sa gilid ng sapatos.
Ben: Naku yun lang hindi mo alam, alam ko yan......." Check Taylor" Yan
Juan: ganun ba, galing mo talaga, hindi ako nagkamali ng tinanungan..
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March 22nd, 2012 06:29 PM #440
The 1.5G is good enough for me tbh My current car doesnt even have a rear camera and Ive never...
All New Toyota Corolla Cross