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    #731
    Quote Originally Posted by locoroco777 View Post
    Hulaan ko nalang edad mo.....

    18? 20? 16?.....

    cge pa...

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    #732
    Quote Originally Posted by kitty22 View Post
    cge pa...
    hahahaha "sege paaa segeee paaa raaannniiiccccc.................uhhhhmmmm

    peaceeeeee............happy birthday.....

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    #733
    Quote Originally Posted by kitty22 View Post
    Before I sleep guys I want to post this fable birthday ko naman...

    One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.

    The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

    Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

    "Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

    "Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.

    "Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

    Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"

    "This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

    "Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.

    "Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"

    So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

    Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

    "You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

    The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

    "I could not help myself. It is my nature."

    Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.





    P.S. To whom it may concern, stop hitting on me. I do not want to NEED YOU because I cannot have you.
    miss kitty who's hitting you? .........

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    #734
    Quote Originally Posted by mdksael View Post
    miss kitty who's hitting you? .........
    si dragmetohell... hehehe

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    #735
    Quote Originally Posted by ooba99 View Post
    Sir shak, wala ka bang pics na ma-share? Matamlay na si ms kitty, eh.
    hehehe, sir Ooba wala tayong bayot-ti-pol body na ipapakita

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    #736
    Quote Originally Posted by ejaydq View Post
    uuuy!! happy bertdey!!! how old are you now?
    tuloy di sya sumagot... it should be "how young are you"?

    kidding aside, happy birthday ma'am kitty! don't let anything bad come your way. masisira lang ang inner and outer beauty mo...

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    #737
    Quote Originally Posted by ianmitsulancer View Post
    tuloy di sya sumagot... it should be "how young are you"?

    kidding aside, happy birthday ma'am kitty! don't let anything bad come your way. masisira lang ang inner and outer beauty mo...

    Thank you Sir Ian... next week pa naman yung nag add lang uli ng number...sira na nga for the past few days!

    Sweetheart, HINDI KAYA IKAW YUN? Tp. maraming guys na mapagkunwari... all the while akala mo totoo, PLAYER talaga ang nature.
    Ikaw kase nagbigay ka ng number for the wrong purposes! peace

    I mean what's so bad about it why put the blame on me?
    Sa relationship it takes two to tango.. pag isa lang STRIP TEASE yun or pole dancing... (san kaya makapag enroll?)

    Don't drag me to hell in the first place ikaw ang may liability hindi ako.ayoko na mag announce the detail at buong mundo nababasa pa pagka bad trip ko...

    define the word philandering? kung hindi mo kaya huwag mo ipilit.

    anu ba yung song ng hall and oates.. I can't go for that...dapat 80's ang sounds ko sa birthday ko... manong diba ikaw college na noong 70s?

    "Easy, ready, willing, overtime
    Where does it stop? Where do you dare me to draw the line?
    You`ve got the body, now you want my soul
    Don`t even think about it, say no go

    I can`t go for being twice as nice
    I can`t go for just repeating the same old lines
    Use the body, now you want my soul
    forget about it, now say no go...

    I'll do almost anything that you want me to..BUT I CAN'T GO FOR THAT."

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    #738
    Quote Originally Posted by mdksael View Post
    hahahaha "sege paaa segeee paaa raaannniiiccccc.................uhhhhmmmm

    peaceeeeee............happy birthday.....


    thank you sweetheart a.k.a George E... I so much lab you from the bottomless of my ______________________

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    #739
    Meron pang isa yung MY MALE CURIOSITY (Kid Creole and Coconuts.)
    Babaero!!


    I can't deny we've had some good times
    We were like a bike built for two
    But I can't lie to you, the rumour's comin true.


    Another girl's arousing my curiosity,
    Another girl's arousing my (male)curiosity
    And there's not a thing that I can do

    I thought my ways, would change around you
    I was wrong, hound dogs can't be tamed
    It's been a pleasure loving you,
    But now the pleasure's through

    Except tell you that my thoughts are of you or
    Though I've chased them away or
    Yes it's true I guess I'll always love you or
    You were difficult to replace or

    I can't deny we've had some good times
    Hangin out without parachutes
    Oh, but if I stay with you, (When did I ask you to?)
    I'd have to cut myself in two

    ANOTHER GIRL'S AROUSING MY CURIOSITY.


    mambabae na lang din ako!!!

  10. #740
    HAPPY 18th B-Day Kitty....

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