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  1. Join Date
    May 2011
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    #1
    *somehow related to Shadow's Filipinism thread*

    David Letterman, apparently used Filipino-Americans in one of his segments.

    Here’s the recap:

    Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President
    By David Letterman

    10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

    9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW, and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

    8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

    7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

    6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.

    5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “psst… psst” or “hoy.hoy.hoy!”

    4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

    3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.

    2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home”.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS…

    1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

    Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn

  2. Join Date
    Sep 2003
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    #2
    Lumang-luma na ito, 5 years ago in fact. And di galing kay Mr. Lettermen 'to. Yung picture is obviously photoshopped...



    http://tsikot.com/forums/media-showb...tterman-25060/