Priest says Sen. Santiago deserves the ‘fires of hell’

[shadow]

Kasi sa imspitment court, or any court for that matter; the judge can lecture or admonish counsel, be it prosecution or defense. Counsel cannot do the same to a judge. Di ba sa umpisa pa lang ng imspitment, sinabihan na sila na bawal mag object at makipag argue ng counsel sa isang judge. Rules iyan. Sige kung papayag tayo sa ginawa kay Brenda ni Aguirre, pwede rin bastusin ni Cuevas yung mga Liberal Party judges like Drillon and Osmena...

But Aguirre was asked to explain, he told the truth now nagalit si Brenda, pag nangbola at nag deny magagalit din, once or twice ok Lang, but to do it repeatedly eh excessive na yun..admonish ok Lang but to call them gago is too much. Siya nga sinabihan Lang ng masakit Sa tenga Ang boses, halos ma heart attack na Sa galit eh

And besides there's a big difference sa ginawa ni Brenda Saka ni drilon and osmena..they don't embarassed the defense unlike Brenda. All they are doing is asked "clarificatory" questions...

Saka wait Lang defense pag timena nila mag present ng witness, evidense, judges will also do the asked question that will also deemed advantageous to them..

Saka Paano babastusin ni cuevas Si drillon and osmena hinde naman sila binabastos unlike Brenda?

Sabi ko nga eh if Brenda thinks prosec is incompetent and had **** up the case, then she can just vote for acquittal, nobody will fault her for that... Pasikat Lang talaga..

[Bin Diesel]

^ magpasikat naman talaga ang ginagawa ni brenda sa impeachment e. Tingnan mo everytime na tatayo siya sa podium naka singhal agad parang g*g°.

[Ry_Tower]

Hindi lang naka-singhal, arrogante talaga ere.

[Monseratto]

But Aguirre was asked to explain, he told the truth now nagalit si Brenda, pag nangbola at nag deny magagalit din, once or twice ok Lang, but to do it repeatedly eh excessive na yun..admonish ok Lang but to call them gago is too much. Siya nga sinabihan Lang ng masakit Sa tenga Ang boses, halos ma heart attack na Sa galit eh

And besides there's a big difference sa ginawa ni Brenda Saka ni drilon and osmena..they don't embarassed the defense unlike Brenda. All they are doing is asked "clarificatory" questions...

Saka wait Lang defense pag timena nila mag present ng witness, evidense, judges will also do the asked question that will also deemed advantageous to them..

Saka Paano babastusin ni cuevas Si drillon and osmena hinde naman sila binabastos unlike Brenda?

Sabi ko nga eh if Brenda thinks prosec is incompetent and had **** up the case, then she can just vote for acquittal, nobody will fault her for that... Pasikat Lang talaga..

What you're suggesting is when you are taking a tongue lashing in front of a person of authority. It's OK to cover your ear, since OK to screw authority. Is that your point?

[shadow]

What you're suggesting is when you are taking a tongue lashing in front of a person of authority. It's OK to cover your ear, since OK to screw authority. Is that your point?

If you can't take it anymore and you're ready to suffer the consequences, then by all means...

Sani nga respect begets respect...

[chua_riwap]

tawag diyan abusado.
eh mukhang si jpe di rin kayang pagsabihan si brenda.

[vinj]

tawag diyan abusado.
eh mukhang si jpe di rin kayang pagsabihan si brenda.

Tinitiis niya tutal malapit na ipa deport si Brenda sa International wherever. "Ilang araw nalang..."

[Lucius]

Tanda tanda na nakikipapapel pa. Mag-pray ka nalang tanda.

[chua_riwap]

under siguro asawa nyan.......

[vinj]

Pati sa hell, nagkagulo na siguro: Miriam sends Hell into a crisis | Inquirer Global Nation

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Miriam sends Hell into a crisis
By Rene Ciria-Cruz
6:37 pm | Wednesday, March 7th, 2012
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VATICAN CITY (L’Osservatore Romano)—A Catholic priest accidentally sent a residential area of Afterlife reeling in fear and confusion when he consigned a Philippine senator to Hell for publicly insulting prosecutors in the impeachment of the country’s top jurist.
Father CatalinoArevalo declared in a homily that Sen. Miriam Santiago deserved “the fires of Hell” for calling prosecutors fools for their mishandling of their accusations. The priest’s pronouncement immediately sent shivers to residents of the Hellfire and Brimstone neighborhoods of Hell.
“We’re okay with the eternal scorching and scalding, but adding nonstop, high-decibel diatribes to that would be intolerable,” complained Lucrezia Borgia, who hurriedly packed her exotic poisons to evacuate to a truly violent but quieter neighborhood, Circle Seven.
Panicked residents like Borgia learned of the looming crisis triggered by Santiago’s possible arrival when the piped-in music system abruptly stopped playing “Unchained Melody” and began airing ominous choral passages from “Carmina Burana,” which were made famous by horror movies.
Legions of fallen angels, including incubi and succubi, were seen scampering to emergency posts to await further orders. Three-headed hellhounds closed the famous Tunnel of White Light, which will remain shut until further notice. Extra units of disembodied Nephilim guards were posted to make sure Santiago does not arrive before the neighborhood’s evacuation is completed.
Satan shocked
In a hastily called press conference, Hell’s president, Satan, expressed shock and dismay and criticized Fr. Arevalo’s “unilateral and egregious judgment.” Satan told reporters who were standing knee-deep in excrement that short-listing Sen. Santiago for Hell was cruel and unusual punishment.
“Jesus Christ! Can’t this priest see people here are suffering enough already? It’s just not fair to them. She’s the last thing we need,” hissed the old devil, who fidgeted and nervously chewed his barbed tail.
The outspoken Philippine senator added to the confusion when in response to Fr. Arevalo she confidently declared, “There is no Hell as a geographical place,” which made demons pinch themselves frantically to confirm their existence.
Satan explained that he was simply not prepared for the sharp-tongued senator to take up residence in his realm. “I pray to God that we be spared the logistical requirements of her arrival here. Where will I get a megazillion earplugs to protect my citizens’ eardrums?”
Satan also defended his lack of preparation, arguing that Sloth was clearly in his job description. “And the prospect of being scolded again and again by Senator Santiago would be too damaging to my self-esteem, and you know I must maintain a certain amount of Pride to be worthy of my name.”
Asked if he was just scared there was not room enough in Hell for the both of them, Satan became extremely irritated and sidestepped the question. He excoriated the reporters instead.
“The mainstream media’s effort to quote unquote demonize Senator Santiago is grossly unfair to demons. The MSM is gratuitously tainting our already bad name.”
Before Satan retreated into the Inner Mouth of Hell, which reporters thought was just a big pothole on EDSA courtesy of the Department of Public Works, he clarified that he did not have the power to determine any government official’s ultimate fate, contrary to popular belief.
“I can’t stop Ms. Santiago or any Filipino public official. Let’s make one thing clear, people. I’m just the Prince of Darkness, not Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.”
Some prominent hell-raisers, however, disagreed with Satan’s “overreaction” to Santiago’s pending sentence and saw economic potential to her coming.
“I foresee a spike in the number of masochists looking for entertainment, ditto for sadists—Miriam is going to be in great demand,” predicted Dante Alighieri, CEO of Infernal Tours and Cruises, Inc.
Alighieri added, “Satan shouldn’t worry too much about the logistics of Santiago’s permanent residency.”
“Three words,” he explained. “Infrastructure, infrastructure, infrastructure.” Alighieri believed Santiago would cause little trouble if the accommodations made her feel welcome.
“Give her a nice new suite, say, in the Eighth Circle, Malebolge, for narcissists, with state-of-the-art voice monitors so she could hear herself talk all the time.”
St. Peter cautious
Aftershocks of the crisis in Hellfire corner Brimstone were felt in the Upper Reaches of firmament.
According to unconfirmed reports, Saint Peter has ordered new deadbolts and sophisticated combination locks for the Pearly Gate. A top cherubim guarding Eden disclosed that he heard Saint Peter issue a warning.
“With these Filipino senators you can never be too careful,” said the old saint, gently stroking his… rooster.
“Most of them are lawyers and some are even fond of being the Devil’s Advocate. If you’re not careful, their tangled interpretations of Biblical tenets can spin your head around —and boom, one is slipping through our Gate before you know it.”
Saint Peter cautioned his celestial jurors that Sen. Santiago has a master’s degree in theology. “If anyone can sneak through the eye of a needle, it’s a lawyer with a real graduate degree to boot, not one of those made-up ones from the University of Santo Tomas.”
Jiggling his keys, the top saint asked Angel Gabriel if egress to the Kingdom was securely shut and that all cherubs, seraphs, ophanim and archangels have been properly briefed so they would not mistake Senator Santiago for someone who should be let in.
“Don’t worry, my dear master,” Gabriel replied, “it will be a cold day in Hell before that happens.”