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    #11
    The funny thing is there was a response from "God" with Archangel Michael as "witness". I wonder how one would mail "God" a request to appear in court? What address would you use for an omni-potent and omni-present being?

    How do you swear-in "God" in court??
    Last edited by ghosthunter; September 21st, 2007 at 01:17 PM.

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    #12
    I think that man needs a lot of quality time with his shrink.

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    #13
    dito naman sa atin mga politicos feeling nila sila si God.

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    #14
    Morgan Freeman's in trouble... tsk tsk hahahah

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    #15
    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthunter View Post
    How do you swear-in "God" in court??
    "I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Me" ?

    :rofl:

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    #16
    Quote Originally Posted by m2's kumander View Post
    kakaiba ito ah. :hysterical: may hearing ba itesh?san? sa heaven or sa hell?
    maulit yata ang pangyayari 2000 years ago sino kaya gaganap na Ponsio Pilato? hindi ba ito saklaw nag double jeopardy? he..he..he..

    ayon sa balita, ang susunod na kakasuhan ng praning na senador na itesh ay si Lucifer:hysterical:

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    #17
    how dare this senator to file and blame God... he should be ashamed and fear God, what an ingrate! wala ba siya utang na loob at pasasalamat na binuhay siya ng Diyos? sheesh!

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    #18
    This person has NO RESPECT at all!

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    #19
    Ha ha ha katawa to a, this guy is crazy.

    Naalala ko tuloy yung film na "Bruce Almighty" ni Jim Carrey where God reads emails everyday showing people's prayers.

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    #20
    The Third Commandment:

    "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord in vain."

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