Election Jokes!

**Sarsi** · May 14th, 2007 12:15 PM

mga kalokohan ng taga valenzuela.

**Altis6453** · May 17th, 2007 11:42 AM

Got this text earlier today relating to the election count (with due apologies to those related to the ff. candidates):

Pichay, pinulot sa kangkungan!
Sotto, binulaga!
Goma, na-flat!
Pacquiao, na knockout!
Chavit, sumabit!
Oreta, nagkulong sa kubeta!

**j_avonni** · May 17th, 2007 12:16 PM

Breaking News: Pitsay died an hour ago.

Usisero : Patay na si Pitsay? Inatake ba sa puso?

Supporter : Naitanim na pero nalimutang diligan!

**A121** · May 17th, 2007 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by j_avonni

Breaking News: Pitsay died an hour ago.

Usisero : Patay na si Pitsay? Inatake ba sa puso?

Supporter : Naitanim na pero nalimutang diligan!

Pichay, itinanim ng buhay. hahaha maximum ownage!

**falken** · May 17th, 2007 01:37 PM

Itinanim na si Pichay!

Sa labas ng Senado.

**JagXtrm** · May 18th, 2007 01:30 PM

HENRY SY
- half FILIPINO
- half CHINESE

PROSPERO PICHAY
- half FILIPINO
- half VEGETABLE

CHAVIT "SABIT" SINGSON
- half FILIPINO
- half BOLERO

JOHN OSMEÑA
- half FILIPINO
- half FILIPINA

MIKE ARROYO
- half FILIPINO
- half PORK

GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO
- half. (period)

hahahahaha!!!

**tsiktsik** · May 18th, 2007 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by JagXtrm

GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO
- half. (period)

hahahahaha!!!

MIKE ARROYO
Half Filipino
Double Pork

**j_avonni** · May 22nd, 2007 03:33 PM

PACQUIAO REFUSES TO CONCEDE!

Wala pa raw ang mga boto galing Luzon at Visayas!

**masterjoe619** · May 24th, 2007 11:28 AM

Nakakatawa mga Jokes nyo. hahahhahha.

**mikaztro** · May 26th, 2007 01:14 AM

A man was coming home from work one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Sir, may crisis situation. First Gentleman Arroyo is in his car by the road very upset. He does not have the P20 million that he owes to the election officials, and every Filipino from Lanao hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The man asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the First Gentleman so I am going car to car asking for donations." The man asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"