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    #21
    ^ now, next post would tell something about the ex.

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    #22
    tsk tsk . . . it's either a "gimik" or a futile attempt to destroy the person's reputation.

    Let's do a role playing: being in the shoes of the said couple, would you go to the hospital and risk being the headline of the biz news or call your doctor and be discrete about it?

    isep -isep . . .

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    #23
    Sounds like an urban legend.

    However, a Mythbusters type investigation should be done by Tsikot members to find out whether this phenomena could happen in a controlled environment.

    Equipment to clamp down on the male organ of love and apparatus to measure a woman's "crush strength" down you know where would be required.

    Observable scenarios where a woman will "close" should be tried out.
    Example:
    Hypothesis: Will extreme embrassment during the act of love cause "captivity"?
    Method: Hidden camera + friends suddenly appearing during the act.

    Any volunteers?

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    #24
    Quote Originally Posted by claRkEnt View Post
    ^ now, next post would tell something about the ex.
    Or, "according to my friend..."

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    #25
    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthunter View Post
    If I remember it right, the typical procedure to ... ahem.... separate the couple is to give the woman muscle relaxers.

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    Curiously, I wonder what thoughts goes through the couple's minds when they realize they cannot "de-couple" from each other...
    agree. an anticholinergic to be exact

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    #26
    Quote Originally Posted by donbuggy View Post
    Sounds like an urban legend.

    However, a Mythbusters type investigation should be done by Tsikot members to find out whether this phenomena could happen in a controlled environment.

    Equipment to clamp down on the male organ of love and apparatus to measure a woman's "crush strength" down you know where would be required.

    Observable scenarios where a woman will "close" should be tried out.
    Example:
    Hypothesis: Will extreme embrassment during the act of love cause "captivity"?
    Method: Hidden camera + friends suddenly appearing during the act.

    Any volunteers?
    I approve this research proposal since it will be for the benefit of mankind
    Damn, son! Where'd you find this?

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    #27
    If I was John Lloyd, I'd also rabbit-f*** that little Shaina

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    #28
    if I also remember it right couple can just wait for the penis to "retract". but this will be a problem if the man took viagra. but eventually the effect will subsides.

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    #29
    In relation to this...

    there are (local) emergency cases wherein penile rings and other "appliances" constrict the erect penis, making it impossible for the organ to return to its flaccid state.

    treatment includes blood aspiration from the penis... or removal of the device.

    Extended constriction (if the device is not removed in time) would lead to ischemia and necrosis of the penis... the treatment is penectomy

    I wonder if vaginal spasm can cause this too
    Last edited by scharnhorst; September 16th, 2010 at 05:27 PM.

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    #30
    john lloyd : OMFG.
    shaina : why ?
    john : my penis got eaten by your vagina
    shain : :faint:

    *couple goes straight to the hospital*

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