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  1. Join Date
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    #31
    Quote Originally Posted by itchywitch

    ghosthunter: ok ...

    my guess is...

    the monkey's waxing the car with his pubic hair :mrgreen:

    am i right or wrong? :lol:

    Dude, that's so gross, it's funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    #32
    "I don't know if you are beautiful or not; I haven't gotten past your eyes yet." hindi ko pa na try pero palagay ko...pede! :lol: hindi ko ata kayang i-try, torpe ako e. :oops:

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    #33
    Quote Originally Posted by itchywitch
    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthunter
    Quote Originally Posted by itchywitch
    ghosthunter: what the ??? is that monkey doing to your car?:lol: :lol: :lol:
    Tell me muna what you think the monkey is doing.. I'll tell you if you right or wrong.
    ghosthunter: ok ...

    my guess is...

    the monkey's waxing the car with his pubic hair :mrgreen:

    am i right or wrong? :lol:
    daniel san, wax ON wax OFF.....hehehe

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    #34
    Me??? I'll slip in a piece of paper to her and have her read this:

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    Handa, awit!

    Limang mga abnormal,
    Kulang ng isa,

    Hinanap ko,
    Hinanap ko,

    Kumakanta pala.
    :lol: :lol: :lol:





    Tapos sabay takbo ako.......matulin! Hahabulin ako niyan tiyak ng halik? Hindi, kutos !!! :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

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    #35
    nakuha ko sa hitch..

    hey, you look like my next girlfriend?

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    #36
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkaboy
    nakuha ko sa hitch..

    hey, you look like my next girlfriend?
    i've tried to used that before.. hehehe! never mind about the outcome....

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    #37
    kbarkada ko nanligaw sa crush nya for only 1 week, then hirit agad "may pag-asa ba ako sau?" haha wala

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    #38
    yung pretty na friend ko (with porcelain-white flawless skin) ang sabi sa akin karamihan daw ng hirit sa kanya eh:

    "miss, pwedeng makipag kilala?"

    minsan may bastos...

    "miss, ang ganda ng puwet mo"

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    #39
    Quote Originally Posted by baurtwellXUV
    i've tried to used that before.. hehehe! never mind about the outcome....

    share na lg kung ano ang outcome pards :D

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    #40
    Quote Originally Posted by baurtwellXUV
    i've tried to used that before.. hehehe! never mind about the outcome....
    game! ano na ang outcome. kwento naaaaaaa.

    mga da moves talaga o. wakekeke.

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