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[_Cathy_]

nag-squat[emoji848] as in open sesame! [emoji39] akala ko sa cr lang ng lalaki may tilamsik ng ihi. ang salaula naman kung babae mag-squirt este sprinkle yung bowl ng ihi [emoji107]

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Sa office namin madami. Mga professionals pa naman. It goes to show that having an education doesn't mean having manners. There are times naduduwal ako when I would see used sanitary pads in the trash can And then there are those who poop without spraying perfume first.

Methinks that happens when the lady stands up before the performance is completely over.

Sa guys naman mahirap na walang talsik pag nagka double stream.

Nope. It happens to women who squat when they pee. It's more common with women that are on brazilian.

Oh that never crossed my mind. Akala ko sitting lahat so impossible ang tilamsik

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I only sit on my own toilet but I have learned to control so that I don't splatter.

[MR_BIG18]

Sa office namin madami. Mga professionals pa naman. It goes to show that having an education doesn't mean having manners.

Guess where the richest and the most educated work in this country...



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[Jun aka Pekto]

Sa office namin madami. Mga professionals pa naman. It goes to show that having an education doesn't mean having manners. There are times naduduwal ako when I would see used sanitary pads in the trash can And then there are those who poop without spraying perfume first.



Nope. It happens to women who squat when they pee. It's more common with women that are on brazilian.



I only sit on my own toilet but I have learned to control so that I don't splatter.

Hmmm. And I thought it was only guys who splatter their pee. I know I had my share.

[remzam]

Sa office namin madami. Mga professionals pa naman. It goes to show that having an education doesn't mean having manners. There are times naduduwal ako when I would see used sanitary pads in the trash can And then there are those who poop without spraying perfume first.



Nope. It happens to women who squat when they pee. It's more common with women that are on brazilian.



I only sit on my own toilet but I have learned to control so that I don't splatter.

What about if doing number 2 in public/office toilets?



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[_Cathy_]

What about if doing number 2 in public/office toilets?



PS: no need to answer if you think it's TMI.

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No choice but to sit. That rarely happens to me though, since I always do my business before I leave home.

At work we have a separate PWD toilet (we have no PWDs) that's often used for number 2. It's huge, own exhaust, own wash basin and dryer

[Wh1stl3r]

Sa office namin madami. Mga professionals pa naman. It goes to show that having an education doesn't mean having manners. There are times naduduwal ako when I would see used sanitary pads in the trash can And then there are those who poop without spraying perfume first.



Nope. It happens to women who squat when they pee. It's more common with women that are on brazilian.



I only sit on my own toilet but I have learned to control so that I don't splatter.

Re: after number 2 smell, wouldn't it be great if public toilets had a turbo mode on their exhaust fans. To flush all the nasty air out in a minute or so.

Has anyone tried lighting matches if that works?

So the hair down there directs traffic somewhat? How about fully shaved women? Do they splatter too? Naisip ko lang Cathy, baka lalaki pala yung nagssplatter sa office nyo, akala nyo lang babae sya haha.

[monty_GTV]

Re: Naisip ko lang Cathy, baka lalaki pala yung nagssplatter sa office nyo, akala nyo lang babae sya haha.

i think so too [emoji16][emoji23]🤣

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[_Cathy_]

Re: after number 2 smell, wouldn't it be great if public toilets had a turbo mode on their exhaust fans. To flush all the nasty air out in a minute or so.

My friend taught me that the trick is to flush as soon as it drops. LOL. But of course, courtesy na to spray air freshner or perfume before and after you do your business.

So the hair down there directs traffic somewhat? How about fully shaved women? Do they splatter too? Naisip ko lang Cathy, baka lalaki pala yung nagssplatter sa office nyo, akala nyo lang babae sya haha.

Yes, the hair funnels it. Splatter is more common with fully shaved/brazilian women. This is a "girl topic" among my friends. Most of my friends are fully shaved but some leave a little for that reason.

Saka hindi lang sa office ang splatter, it's everywhere.

i think so too [emoji16][emoji23]��

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Nope. Ask your wives kaya hehe.

[monty_GTV]

My friend taught me that the trick is to flush as soon as it drops. LOL. But of course, courtesy na to spray air freshner or perfume before and after you do your business.

thats the trick, sabay o simultaneous yung pag-flush sa drop. it muffles the sound too, hindi diyahe sa katabing cubicle o may ibang tao sa cr.

i had one funny experience. i was in a cubicle doing my business. then someone came rushing to the adjacent cubicle. split second pagkapasok, it exploded with the worst shitty sound and then the agony of harsh breathing after. i was thinking if paano naibaba yung pants that quick lols! i clean up and ran out quickly too as whiff of smell start to enveloped the place. funny but unpleasant experience!

in you tube, there are some videos of most embarassing moments while in flight. there was one instance daw that a flight turned back to land after just 30mins on air as the shitty smell was unbearable. it saturates the whole cabin and reached all the way to the cockpit and the pilot was really pissed off 🤣


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[i.am.aids]

My friend taught me that the trick is to flush as soon as it drops. LOL. But of course, courtesy na to spray air freshner or perfume before and after you do your business.

When I was in EU, I had the mistake of using the office restroom during the mid-morning break. Oh boy, it's like a war zone, explosions everywhere, smell of dead everywhere. Filipinos are too polite even when shitting.