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    #51
    make it a tourist "attraction"

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    from the article above:

    Earlier, Jimenez said the Philippines is not difficult to sell. “This is the most beautiful country in the world. One of the ten most beautiful countries in the world. There is no reason we won’t succeed," he noted.
    ^^

    what's he smoking?

    or what drug is he on?

    pahingi naman

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    Tama naman si tourism sec. Yan talaga ang selling point ng Pilipinas, pang adventurous western guys. Yung gusto ng challenge.

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    "Don't want to wait to die just to see Hell? Come and experience it now! Welcome to the City of Manila , THE Hell on Earth!"

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    "Are you tired of the peace and order of Singapore? the precision and beauty of Japan?

    come to the Philippines! where things do not work the way they should, where your safety is not guaranteed, where the locals will take advantage of you, trick you, do anything to take your money...

    where the capital city smells like a dump, where traffic rules are only suggestions...

    the Philippines. we're tired of trying to improve. we give up."

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    Or, the ultimate thrill for tourists, go to Basilan, try the unique experience of being kidnapped and raped by real life pirates and terrorists.

    Watch in amazement as the Philippine military conducts your rescue using mortars and artillery shells. Be in the middle of the negotiations and witness the legendary style of Philippine officials in trying to secure your freedom by getting their commissions while securing for your safety. This is a once in a lifetime unique experience for any tourist.

    Who knows, you may write a book about your experiences and earn Millions of Dollars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oliver1013 View Post
    Or, the ultimate thrill for tourists, go to Basilan, try the unique experience of being kidnapped and raped by real life pirates and terrorists.
    beheading possible but not guaranteed

    Watch in amazement as the Philippine military conducts your rescue using mortars and artillery shells. Be in the middle of the negotiations and witness the legendary style of Philippine officials in trying to secure your freedom by getting their commissions while securing for your safety. This is a once in a lifetime unique experience for any tourist.
    are you a thrillseeker?

    are you an adrenaline junkie?

    experience a different kind of rush

    get caught in live ammunition crossfire

    witness the world renowned incompetence of the Phil. govt where your survival is not their primary concern

    discover the meaning of "life is cheap"

    Who knows, you may write a book about your experiences and earn Millions of Dollars.
    that is if you make it out alive

    hehe

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    Actually nabasa ko yung libro ni burnham, gulat na gulat sila sa rescue attempt dahil habang hinahabol sila ng military, umuulan ng artillery at mortars, sabi niya the philippine military must be the most accurate artillerymen and mortarmen in the world, they use it to resue hostages

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