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    Asian Male **** Stars Are Badly Needed In Japan! | News | FHM.com.ph

    By Ron Jay Eduvas
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    Are you currently hunting for a job? Or maybe looking for another career that can revitalize your passion for life? Do you prefer working in an environment surrounded by a lot of gorgeous Japanese girls? Then bro, we might have some good news for you.

    Apparently, the Japanese **** industry is presently (and badly) in need of Asian male actors who would be willing to participate in filming adult videos. The scarcity is so bad that popular Japanese **** stars are now sending out SOS messages in social media to get help and relieve them of their "hard life."

    In August 2014, Japanese **** actor Shimiken—also dubbed as the Japanese King of ****—sent out a tweet that describes the current status of the **** industry in the Land of the Rising Sun.

    Better translated, here's what the 35-year-old **** star had to say, according to the New York Daily News:

    “In this industry, there are only 70 male **** stars to 10,000 women. The number of male **** stars in Japan is less than that of Bengal tigers,” he wrote. “With 4,000 new films every month, the number of male actors simply isn’t enough. This industry is like a hole in the wall that needs to get bigger!”

    A ratio of 70 male actors to 10,000 female **** stars? Now, that's really an alarming difference! And take note, they're also producing thousands of adult films every month. We bet even Totoy Mola would scream for help.

    In an interview with Details Magazine, Shimiken shared that he had bedded over 7,500 girls in his 19-year AV career. Because of this deficit, production houses require him to film 21 different *** films a week. A dream job for some? Well, not really. Judging by the numbers alone, you can easily tell that it's definitely exhausting, and would suck the life out of you.

    So gents, if you're confident enough and believe you have all the libido and endurance to help save the limping Japanese **** industry, then quit your jobs now, book a flight to Japan, and help Shimiken and his pals fill in the gaping hole.

    See you in Japan, folks!
    Last edited by Monseratto; January 12th, 2016 at 01:25 PM.

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    ayaw ako payagan ng misis ko

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    Baka magustuhan nila si BIG[emoji533][emoji1]

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    best job .

    nasasarapan kana kumikita kapa..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaypee10 View Post
    best job .

    nasasarapan kana kumikita kapa..
    Mag apply ka na!

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    si gym fit body pwede dyan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syuryuken View Post
    si gym fit body pwede dyan
    Male to male gusto nun lakay

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    ayaw na ng mga haponesa sa dyotay. Size Really Does Matter!!! yahooo!

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    Sabi nga ni Onyok, isang karakter sa Ang Probinsiyano, "Ayus!"

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    Japan japan, sagot sa kahirapan
    Kung i blur ung muka payag nako haha 😅😅😅

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    Quote Originally Posted by unmarked View Post
    Japan japan, sagot sa kahirapan
    Kung i blur ung muka payag nako haha 😅😅😅
    si dayunyor bini-blur nila hindi yung mukha

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    Kelangan pangit para maging JAV actor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ry_Tower View Post
    Sabi nga ni Onyok, isang karakter sa Ang Probinsiyano, "Ayus!"
    bro, I did not get Onyok joke? TIA

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    Quote Originally Posted by WallyWest View Post
    Kelangan pangit para maging JAV actor.

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    i think there's a genre involving really ugly, middle aged men -- parang meant for men who look kinda like that. Makes me wonder what the male actors look like for meant-for-women jav....or, baka naman girl-on-girl and type nila :naughty2:

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    Last year pa yan shortage na yan. I made a thread on it as well.

    http://tsikot.com/forums/media-showb...nst-men-99154/
    Last edited by _Cathy_; January 13th, 2016 at 10:07 AM.

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    Hmm, could this mean new job openings for potential OFWs? i wonder what sort of "training" the gov't/TESDA will offer for jobs like these :D

    Maria Ozawa: "Good morning class, i'm your instructor today!"
    Last edited by badkuk; January 13th, 2016 at 10:13 AM.

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    errr... what's the minimum "requirement"..?
    baka hindi pumasa...

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    A la John Holmes ba?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimbon View Post
    bro, I did not get Onyok joke? TIA
    Lol, okay lang yan.

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    Iyong mga mukhang Hapon,- "pasok na!".....



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