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  1. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    456
    #1
    ~ U.S. Citizen ~
    John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m.
    While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking,
    he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES) .
    He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA),
    designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
    and tennis shoes (MADE IN VIETNAM).
    After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA),
    then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.
    After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA),
    he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY)
    filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia)
    and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
    At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA),
    John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL)
    poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE)
    and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA),
    and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.
    AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A
    PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA.

  2. Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    4,488
    #2
    Maybe only John Smith is made in the USA

  3. Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    39,162
    #3

    He can patronize someone who is made in the US....

    7909:taunt:

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