Mga Sablay na Hirit

[johnnyd]

sablay na hirit ng isang mayor:

"get the broom & broom the floor!"
"the election is over. let us funeral the past."
"may i present to you the new chief of police, elticol _____ ." (lt. col. pala rank)

[cyberdoc95]

eto pa: "Don't bite the hand of the goose that feeds you."

true story yan mga bro. tanong pa ng isa naming kasama may goose pa ba doon? insist naman ng nagsabi na meron daw.

Combination ng: "Killing the goose that lays the egg" at "Biting the hand that feeds you". Although metaphorically, both means the same thing, but his statement did not make sense at all..:bwahaha: Goose with a hand?? :bwahaha:

[ron]

astig mga hirit ah...

[ts1n1ta]

"it's like a magic!"

:bwahaha:

[2004lynxghia]

wow..! dami rin palang us navy na hapon (simply means japanese sailors); meron ba kayong levi's..? (looking for cheap denim jeans); pabili nga ng gilyet (double-edged razor blade using "gillete"-sounding word to make his point); dya-an lang sa gorseri bumili ng tide (holding a powder detergent not really branded "tide")..

sorry kung naduplicate ko ibang posters..saka na iba hehrehrher..

[Alanstatic]

Hello cousin in America,
Pls bring me 2 gooses, ay mali mali
Pls bring me 2 Geese, mali pa rin, alam ko na....

Pls bring me a Goose

P.S.

At isa pa !!!

[artpogi]

Teacher: Pedro give a simple sentence

Pedro: The carabao is flying.

Teacher: Tama yung sentence, hmmm.. but..., give another one

Pedro: Another carabao is flying.

[theveed]

artpogi: tama naman ah! :D