> > > Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they
> > were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the
> > deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
> promptly
> > jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
> > >
> > > When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
> > immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
> > considered her to be mentally stable.
> > >
> > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
> and
> > bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able
to
> > rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
> another
> > patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
> > >
> > > The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after
> you
> > saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but
he's
> > dead."
> > >
> > > Edna replied "Hindi sya nagpakamatay no! pinatutuyo ko lang yun!
> > >
> > >
> > tawa naman dyan :-)