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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    > > > Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
    they
    > > were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
    the
    > > deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
    > promptly
    > > jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
    > > >
    > > > When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
    > > immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    > > considered her to be mentally stable.
    > > >
    > > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
    > and
    > > bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able
    to
    > > rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
    > another
    > > patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
    > > >
    > > > The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after
    > you
    > > saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but
    he's
    > > dead."
    > > >
    > > > Edna replied "Hindi sya nagpakamatay no! pinatutuyo ko lang yun!
    > > >
    > > >
    > > tawa naman dyan :-)

  2. Join Date
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    #2
    :D hehehe

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    #3
    waaaaaaaaaahhhhh
    ahahahaha

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    #4
    hehehhe

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    #5
    hahaha

  6. Join Date
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    #6
    huwaw! buti nga nde nilagay sa dryer :D

  7. Join Date
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    #7
    ngayak! mental jokes talaga oh... tagal na nito ah... pero funny pa rin... hehehehe

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    #8
    panalo! :D

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    #9
    sabi na nga ba matino na eh!

  10. Join Date
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    #10
    hahahha.. kala ko seryoso

  11. Join Date
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    #11
    kala korin kung ano ng kwentong parang bonnie & clyde..

    ..a message from mental hospital pala..

    hala..oh, lala..
    Last edited by 2004lynxghia; April 16th, 2005 at 04:44 PM. Reason: mali ho ang spelling ng bonnie

Jim and Edna