I'd rather be green than be blue

**CVT** · February 16th, 2007 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by Alpha_One

No, I'm referring to a medley of Tagalog songs done by Apo on one of their live albums. Part of the line is indeed from Beh Buti Nga (if you hear the song, it seems ad-libbed in the background). The medley came to mind when the Apo reference came along.

Yes, I heard this song, too... And, to think that Jim, Danny and Buboy are blue-blooded Ateneans.......

Religio-Mores-Cultura ; Lux-In-Domino ; AMDG
1901:nolurk:

**oliver1013** · February 16th, 2007 08:53 AM

Ano ba ang specialty ng La Salle and Ateneo? Kasi diba pag medicine no questions asked UST na yan, pag Law, usually UP at San Beda daw.

**Isuzoom** · February 16th, 2007 09:00 AM

Wala yan Blue and Green sa iskol ko...

**russpogi** · February 16th, 2007 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Alpha_One

...of all the Benildeans who are sure of themselves, there's these few who actually are ex-Lasalle Main students that are in Benilde just to be able to call themselves "Lasallista".

Originally Posted by mikmik316

E andun na nga e....

How come my friends they say it in full... "I'm from La Salle Main, La Salle Zobel, La Salle Dasma, etc. etc." pero maraming Benildean its just plain La Salle... Can you just say La Salle-CSB??? Kasi kahit naman kami pag tinanong namen... "ah La Salle ka pala e... san sa Main???" Some Benildeans will say yes pero sa tapat pala... tsk tsk....

May mga kilala akong ganun! hehehe!

Originally Posted by oliver1013

Ano ba ang specialty ng La Salle and Ateneo? Kasi diba pag medicine no questions asked UST na yan, pag Law, usually UP at San Beda daw.

La Salle - Business
Ateneo - Politics/Law

Originally Posted by kiper

Ang masasabi ko lang.. ganda sana yung tsik..kaso laki yung tyan.. dapat ung nakawhite na lang nilagay sa foreground.

Hahaha! Tama ka dyan sir!

**boybi** · February 16th, 2007 01:27 PM

sino ba si Ms. Gorayeb at si MEGA-MEL?

tsaka yung tatlong matanda na nagalit?

**oldblue** · February 16th, 2007 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by oliver1013

Ano ba ang specialty ng La Salle and Ateneo? Kasi diba pag medicine no questions asked UST na yan, pag Law, usually UP at San Beda daw.

basketbol

**sea.piper** · February 16th, 2007 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by oliver1013

Ano ba ang specialty ng La Salle and Ateneo? Kasi diba pag medicine no questions asked UST na yan, pag Law, usually UP at San Beda daw.

ito yung sagot dyan...pero no offense sa mga tatamaan bato bato sa langit tamaan bukel..

Hmmm... Anong skul kaya ng author nito?

MAHIRAP LAHAT
Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.

WHERE TO GO TO COLLEGE?
If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains and lots of money, go go La Salle.
If you have no money, go to PUP.

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would
be a good idea if he solicited the support of a number of schools to
get together to create a Nativity Scene in time for the Christmas Mass. The day before Christmas, the Monsignor discovered that the
Nativity Scene was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so.
Ateneo reported it could come up with
only two and not three wise men.
La Salle reported it could not come up
with even a single wise man.
Maryknoll reported that it could not come
up with even a single virgin.
San Beda reported that it could only come up
with three wise gays.
UP reported that they killed the three wise men.

QUESTION AND ANSWER
Q: What should an Atenean do when a La Sallite hurls a grenade
at him?
A: The Atenean should pick up the grenade, pull the firing
pin and hurl it back at the La Sallite.

Q: How do La Sallites count to ten?
A: One, two, three, another, another, and another.

PASIKATAN NG GRADWEYTS
UP: A number of past Philippine presidents graduated from UP.
Presidents Roxas, Quirino, Laurel, Garcia and Marcos, to name
just a few!

ATENEO: Hah! That's nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates
became national heroes like Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio Luna, Evelio Javier and many others.

UP: That just goes to show you, UP graduates become presidents
and lead countries while Atenean end up getting shot!

LA SALLE: Wala 'yan. Talo kayo sa mga gradweyt namin!

UP & ATENEO: Bakit sino ba ang mga graduates ninyo?

LA SALLE: Aba! Marami kaming sikat na gradweyts; si
Gary Valenciano, Dingdong Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid, Monsour del Rosario . .

HOW TO IDENTIFY A LA SALLITE
A La Sallite walks into a store in Mega Mall and says:
"Miss, I'd like a green parrot, please."
The salesgirl looks at him and asks:
"Sir, are you a La Sallite, by any chance?"
The La Sallite replies:
"O... bakit mo naman natanong 'yan? If I ordered BLUE
cheese, would you ask me if I were from Ateneo? I don't think so. If I bought a MAROON shirt, would you ask me if I were from UP? I think not. So why then, when I want to buy a GREEN parrot, do you ask me if I'm from La Salle?"
"Sir, kasi naman..."
replied the salesgirl, "this is a flower shop, eh."

A TYPICAL CONVERSATION
Two La Sallites meet on the street and carry on a typical La
Sallite conversation:
La Sallite #1: If you can tell me how many chickens I have
in this bag,I will give you both of them.

La Sallite #2: Uh, two?

La Sallite #1: Daya mo! You peeked!

BARKADA SA HUNTING
Tatlong magkaka-barkada: a La Sallite, a UP student, and an
Atenean went on a hunting trip. The first night, the guy from UP comes back to the cabin with a big deer. The others ask him how he did it, and he coolly replies:
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!"

The next night, the guy from Ateneo comes back also with a big
deer.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!"
was the Atenean's story.

Therefore, the La Sallite decides to try it himself. However, the next night, as he drags himself back to the cabin, his two
companions find him bruised and bloody all over. "What happened?"
they ask.
"Well," replies the La Sallite, "I saw the tracks, I followed the
tracks, and bang! A train hit me."

A MURDER MYSTERY
(To be solved solely on the basis of pure logic)
Who committed the murder?
Suspects:
The Humble Atenean, The Bright La Sallite, The Innocent
Maryknoller, The Unaffected Assumptionista, The UP Graduate
Culprit:
The UP Graduate

Logic:
No such thing as a Humble Atenean or a Bright La
Sallite or an Innocent Maryknoller or an Unaffected
Assumptionista.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?
In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine
Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got
curious to know what particular schools attended the big celebration. Therefore, he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess whom he found and where he found them?

UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have
a fraternity ritual
UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn
UP Manila - they were into "drugs"
Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling
La Salle - they were eavesdropping
San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans whileothers were
in the bedroom with some Paulinians
St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans
La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians
Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians
Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans . ..like always
Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours
already since arriving
St. Scholastica - they were next in line for the bathroom
CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy
with the laundry
St. Louis - they were in front of the air conditioner
UE - they don't know what's an air conditioner
UST - they were everywhere
FEU - they were nowhere
MLQU - sob! They were not invited
San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?
Letran - the Security
[SIZE=4]Mapua - they were fixing the leak in the roof [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]TIP - they were the ones who created the leak [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]NU - they were outside the house selling cigarettes [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]JRC - they were the ones buying [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Adamson - went to Luneta instead [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Sta. Isabel - they were Adamson's dates [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]CRC - what the hell is this party for? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]PSBA - what the hell is CRC? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]NCBA - what the hell is PSBA? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]AMA they were parading with Jolina posters[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Suicide Sandwhich [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]There were three friends: an Atenean, a La Sallite, and a UP student (so you know this story is fictional). Anyway, everyday, they met for lunch and ate their sandwiches. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]UP: Putek! Peanut butter sandwich na naman? Sawang-sawa na [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]ako dito ah. Pag bukas, peanut butter sandwich na namanang baon ko, magpapatiwakal na ako. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Ateneo: Darn! Roast beef sandwich again. I am sick of this [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]already. If I get another roast beef sandwich again tomorrow, I am gonna shoot myself. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]La Salle: Oh my gosh, grabe! Ham sandwich is my baon again. I am so sawa with this sandwich na, ha? If my baon tomorrow is ham sandwich again. I am gonna drive my CRV over the cliff. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]The next morning, they again met for lunch, and, alas, they had the same sandwiches again. The UP student went back to his dorm, pulled out a belt and choked himself to death. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]The Atenean went home, got a gun, and shot himself in the head. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]The La Sallite drove his CRV off a cliff. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]During their funeral, their mothers were interviewed: [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]UP: Kung sinabi niya lang sa akin na ayaw niya na nang peanut butter sandwich, eh di sana hindi na yun yung pinabaon ko sa kanya. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Ateneo: If he had told me that he did not want roast beef [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]anymore, I wouldn't have prepared him roast beef.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]La Salle: Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit siya nagpakamatay,eh siya naman yung gumagawa ng sarili niyang sandwich[/SIZE]

**GasJunkie** · February 16th, 2007 11:15 PM

pink FTMFW!!!

:rofl01:

**student_01** · February 17th, 2007 07:40 PM

other specialized courses ng UST na laging nag top sa board:

Medical Technology
Physical Theraphy
Biology
Chemistry
Occupational Theraphy
Pharmacy

UST-Alfredo M. Velayo College of Accountancy

Engineering

ARCHITECTURE
FINE arts and Design and of course MEDICINE

UST has 16 COE ata if not mistaken and COD's

share ko lang

:gouste: