clever ANAGRAMS

**mcbry** · May 26th, 2006 01:15 PM

ang galing. lupit naman ng nag isip nito.

**GlennSter** · May 26th, 2006 01:19 PM

lupit noh!!!

walang magawa!!hahaha

**kimpOy** · May 26th, 2006 01:40 PM

Political

* Adlai Stevenson = Saved alien snot
* Linda Tripp and Monica Lewinsky = A C.I.A. mink and wild, sloppy intern
* Tony Blair PM = I'm Tory "Plan B"
* Election promises = Come-ons, lies, tripe!
* Election results = Lies! Let's recount.
* George Bush = He bugs Gore.
* George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge berserk rebel warthog.
* George W Bush = He grew bogus.
* Hillary Rodham Clinton = Lynch harlot in mid-oral.
* American Empire = Me, CIA: Repairmen
* Union of Soviet Socialist Republics = Split is cause of countries' oblivion.
* Winston Churchill = I'll crunch this now.
* Virginia Bottomley = I'm an evil Tory bigot
* Iain Duncan-Smith = I sin, and I ain't much.
* John Kerry = Horny Jerk
* President Clinton of the USA = To copulate he finds interns.
* Spiro Agnew = grow a spine (or "grow a penis")
* Prime Minister Tony Blair = I'm Britain's Tory peril, men!
* Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo warlord
* Senator Hillary = Another sly liar
* William Ewart Gladstone = Wild agitator, means well = Wilt tear down all images?
* Margaret Thatcher = Meg, the arch-tartar.
* Salvador Dali = Avida Dollars
* Statue of Liberty = Built to stay free
* American Dream = Aim? Damn career!
* H. Ross Perot = Short Poser
* Saddam Hussein = UN's said he's mad
* Adolf Hitler = Rill of Death

Celebrities and other persons
* Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
* Axl Rose = Oral ***
* Paradise City = easy acid trip
* Britney Spears = Presbyterians
* Buckethead = Death Cube K (Buckethead has recorded using the name "Death Cube K" as a pseudonym.)
* Celine Dion = No, I decline
* Douglas Adams = Sago Mud Salad (discovered by Adams himself, while walking through marshy terrain in Africa)
* Eric Clapton = Narcoleptic
* Elvis Presley = Presley Lives
* Jim Morrison = Mr. Mojo Risin'
* Linda Martin = Mini Land Rat
* Madonna Louise Ciccone = One cool dance musician (also: occasional nude income)
* Mena Suvari = A mean virus
* Vin Diesel = I End Lives
* Walker, Texas Ranger = Karate Wrangler ***

Definitional

* The meaning of life = The fine game of nil.
* The United States Postal Service = It dispatches letters to avenues.
* Giovanni Pergolesi = I love opera singing.
* Desperation = A rope ends it.
* Alec Guinness = Genuine class.
* Semolina ~ is no meal.
* The public art galleries = Large picture halls, I bet.
* Contradiction = Accord not in it.
* The Charge of the Light Brigade = Great fight, each hero blighted.
* Dormitory = Dirty room.
* The Morse code = Here come dots.
* Animosity ~ is no amity.
* Snooze alarms = Alas! No more Z's
* A decimal point = I'm a dot in place
* The earthquakes = That queer shake
* Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
* Astronomers = Moon starers
* It's ridiculous = It is ludicrous
* Emma Pierson = Persona mime
* Softheartedness = Often sheds tears
* The eyes = they see
* Homestar Runner = Humor earns rent
* Tom Marvolo Riddle = I am Lord Voldemort
* Anagrams = Ars Magna (latin for "Great Art")
* Angered = Enraged
* Chagos Archipelago = Geographical chaos.
* Total abstainers ~ sit not at ale bars.
* Borderline case = Reconsiderable
* Debit card = Bad credit
* Mother-in-law = Hitler woman
* Lupin the 3rd: Castle of Cagliostro = Lo, list! 3 rogues that pilfer con cad.
* Information superhighway = A Rough Whimper of Insanity

Situational

* Princess Diana = End is a car spin.
* Princess Diana = Snap! Dies in car.
* "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." —Neil Armstrong = "A thin man ran; makes large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon. On to Mars!"
* Year Two Thousand = A year to shut down.
* Clint Eastwood = Old west action.
* Western Union = No wire unsent.
* Conversation = Voices rant on.
* The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath.
* The Check is in the Mail = Claim, "Heck, I sent it (heh)."
* The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I raise the bass to feed us in the future.

Controversial

* Evangelist = Evil's agent.
* A fag + a fairy = A gay affair
* United States of America = Dine out, taste a Mac, fries.
* Australia = A trial USA
* McDonalds Restaurants = Uncle Sam's standard rot.
* I'm lovin' it or I am Loving It = Ailing vomit.
* Slot machines = Cash lost in 'em.
* Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
* Adolf Hitler = Heil old fart
* T. S. Eliot = litotes = toilets
* Soylent Green = Stolen energy
* Britney Spears = Presbyterians
* Osama bin Laden = A damn alien S.O.B.
* Bill Gates = begat ills = legal bits
* Everybody Loves Raymond = Loved by everyday morons.
* Buffy the Vampire Slayer = Pithy female braves fury.
* Mission Accomplished = C'mon, I lied. So scampish!
* Presbyterian = Best in prayer