Outbound
kolcenter
(CSR - Customer Service Representative)
1. CSR: Do you have any child so we could send out these gifts to you?
CLIENT: I'm sorry but i don't have any child.
CSR:Oh i understand, whatabout any grandchild? (wala ngang anak di ba,
asa ka pang may apo)
2. CSR: . . . and for our records, may i know yourchild's bday?
CLIENT: Idon't know her bday. .
CSR: Oh come on, it's yourresponsibility to know your child's bday. (tarayan ba ang customer?)
3. CLIENT: (mad) how many times do i have to tell you i didn't purchase anycard!
CSR: Ma'am, i'm talking about a 'car', a toycar, not a card.
CLIENT:but i said i didn't purchase any card!
CSR:No ma'am, not a card, what I mean is a car, an automotive. (baka ibig mongsabihin automobile)
4. a. CLIENT: What is that space bag bulk storagesystem? (By the way, aspace bag is a big bag, not sure if it's made of plastic, which size adjusts depending on the amount of air you vacuum out)
CSR: (with limited product knowledge) Well sir, it's some kind of a space bag,
it's like a storagesystem where you put your things. (salamat saexplanation)
b. CLIENT: What is this space bag?
CSR: (bastamay masabi lang) ah sir, it'sthe thing worn by astronauts. (kakaiba tong taong to)
c. CSR: We are giving you a free gift. You can either have the space bugbulk storage system or . .
CLIENT: What the hellis a space bug? (a single letter spelled the big difference)
5 CLIENT: What is this squeeze wrench?
CSR: It's a wrench that you squeeze for better grip. (huh?)
6. CLIENT: I won't allow you telemarketers to foolme. Nothing in this world is for free. Now tell me the catch!
CSR : (medyonapikon at umisip ng pambawi) Ah sir, have you ever listened to the Beatles?
CLIENT: Well what about it?
CSR: What does their song say about the best things in life?
CLIENT: It's free.... but you know what ...
CSR
bangs the phone before the client could start with his stuff. (YIKES)
7. CSR: One last thing sir, may i have your city of
birth? CLIENT: What?
CSR: Your city of birth? CLIENT: What? i can't
quite hear you. CSR: (irita
na) I said your city of birth, the place of your born!
(nagalit pa)
8. In the initial calling days, we were encouraged to go verbatim as little
as possible. Stick to the script! Seems like a goodpractice right?
(except for some special incidents).
CSR: So how is your car wash gadget?
CLIENT: It was a piece of junk! (irate)
CSR: Oh that's nice to hear from you, sir! (at leastnag-stick sa script )
suzuki #2... kahit malayo... heh heh.
Car Sales Data (2023)