Haha... naalala ko yung isang korny na manyak manok joke.
Sa bukid, may isang manyak na manok. Malaki man o maliit pa sa kanya, itoy kanyang ginagahasa tulad ng pato, bibe, pugo, baboy at baka. Lahat ng hayop sa bukid ipinagdarasal na mamatay na ang manok. Isang araw, nakita nilang nangingisay ang manok sa lupa.
MGA HAYOP: Karma yan! Mabuti nga sayo. Manyakis ka kasi.
MANOK: Maghintay lang kayo. Pagkatapos ko dito sa mga langgam, isusunod ko na kayo.
baka maya pussy hair yan
pumasok sa lalamunan mo?
and don't put your nose too close to a pussy because it may bring you hika..
to prevent yourself from getting hika,
make the pussy wet.
the coat and dander won't fly off.
and always remember to make the pussy happy.
as i've said,
feed your hotdog to a hungry pussy
to show you care and even if it's your
last meal.
oo nga pala, a wet pussy is a wild pussy! handle withe extreme care.
Last edited by holdencaulfield; July 19th, 2013 at 10:14 AM.
Went to 3 restaurants in different locations and all closed for dinner!
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Last edited by _Cathy_; July 20th, 2013 at 12:00 AM.
Finally found an open resto after 1.5 hrs of driving around but it seems like the wait staff are not happy to have another customer hehe.
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Sobrang lala ng traffic kagabi sa EDSA. From Roxas Blvd (via EDSA) to Mckinely, halos dalawang oras.
Friday at umuulan kasi, eh.
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I'm spending my Saturdays at the repair shop againI really need a new car soon. I don't think my buyer will get any headaches from my car for a long time because I've already taken care of everything that needs to be fixed.