Vicky "Nganga" Belo

[woohoo]

^^ i have known old (***agenarian, septuagenarian) couples who still do. *** is not only confined to the functioning of our reproductive system, but primarily, it's in the central nervous system. a little naughty imagination would be enough to bring them to a riotous bedroom fray. this is romance in it's truest sense...

... which.... begs me to post this joke:


Nakatanggap si Nena ng sulat galing probinsya na nagsasaad na namatay na ang kanyang lolo.

Nag-impake ng ilang damit at umuwi si Nena sa kanyang lola.

"Hu! Hu! Hu! Wala na ang lolo mo... buhay pa sana siya kung hindi...." ang nasambit ni lola.

"Bakit po, lola, ano po ang kanyang ikinamatay?" usisa ni Nena.

"Intake siya sa puso. Hu! Hu! Hu! Habang nagse-*** kami," sagot ni lola.

"Lola naman! ‘Yang tanda ninyong ‘yan, nagagawa pa ninyong mag-***?" namanghang tanong ni Nena.

"Tuwing linggo nang umaga na nga lang kami nagse-*** ng lolo mo. Sumasabay kami sa tunog ng kampana. Kapag ang tunog ay DING… saka niya ibabaon. Kapag DONG, saka niya hinuhugot. Kaya pa naman niya... ang kaso... Hu! Hu! Hu! Waaaaaah!" atungal ni lola.

Ang kaso, ano, lola?" usisa ni Nena.

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"Ang lokong sorbetero, biglang dumaan... waaaaaaaah! Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu!"

[ab_initio]

^^ hehehehe...hahahaha! :rofl:

although pagkakaalam ko "tililing" ang tunog ng sorbetero e. maybe hearing impaired na...hearing impairment usually affects the geriatrics e.

[vito corleone]

lol. . .ayos :icecream:

pero wala yan sa lolo ko. . .hehhe

[ab_initio]

^^ano pala ang sa lolo niyo Sir?


hahaha!:rofl::rofl:

[FWC]

Yung lolo ko nasa death bed niya na sa hospital, di pa rin nawawala yung hilig. He would deliberately throw some things to the floor. Then when a nurse comes in, he would ask the nurse to pick it up. When the nurse bends down to pick it up, depending on where the object is, he would either lean down from his bed to peek under her skirt, or sit erect to peek into her breast.

One time, her threw the TV remote quite far from the bed. When the nurse came in and picked it up, he leaned so far out of the bed that he fell down to the floor, bringing the dextrose stand and a lot of other tubes down with him.

:rofl:

[morrissey_05]

Duh... only girls shave their legs. Oh, and gay men, pala.

some guys do, cyclist actually. they shave their legs so that if they injure themselves in a spill, the wounds heal faster. hygienic pati.

[ab_initio]

^^i think waxing is better. painful though but your pain threshold increases as you do it more often. waxing leaves the area smooth...and the hairs, once they re grow, become thinner.

[morrissey_05]

Don't women lose their ***ual drive after menopause? hehe

di ba its the opposite?

[Penny_Lane]

di ba its the opposite?

I think a woman loses her ***ual drive after menopause because it has something to do with the hormones. Plus one more thing but I'm afraid that it's too graphic for this forum.

[Isuzoom]

Ang *** video please..............