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December 31st, 2008 12:27 PM #91
... which.... begs me to post this joke:
Nakatanggap si Nena ng sulat galing probinsya na nagsasaad na namatay na ang kanyang lolo.
Nag-impake ng ilang damit at umuwi si Nena sa kanyang lola.
"Hu! Hu! Hu! Wala na ang lolo mo... buhay pa sana siya kung hindi...." ang nasambit ni lola.
"Bakit po, lola, ano po ang kanyang ikinamatay?" usisa ni Nena.
"Intake siya sa puso. Hu! Hu! Hu! Habang nagse-*** kami," sagot ni lola.
"Lola naman! ‘Yang tanda ninyong ‘yan, nagagawa pa ninyong mag-***?" namanghang tanong ni Nena.
"Tuwing linggo nang umaga na nga lang kami nagse-*** ng lolo mo. Sumasabay kami sa tunog ng kampana. Kapag ang tunog ay DING… saka niya ibabaon. Kapag DONG, saka niya hinuhugot. Kaya pa naman niya... ang kaso... Hu! Hu! Hu! Waaaaaah!" atungal ni lola.
Ang kaso, ano, lola?" usisa ni Nena.
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"Ang lokong sorbetero, biglang dumaan... waaaaaaaah! Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu!"
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December 31st, 2008 12:51 PM #92
^^ hehehehe...hahahaha! :rofl:
although pagkakaalam ko "tililing" ang tunog ng sorbetero e. maybe hearing impaired na...hearing impairment usually affects the geriatrics e.
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December 31st, 2008 03:54 PM #95
Yung lolo ko nasa death bed niya na sa hospital, di pa rin nawawala yung hilig. He would deliberately throw some things to the floor. Then when a nurse comes in, he would ask the nurse to pick it up. When the nurse bends down to pick it up, depending on where the object is, he would either lean down from his bed to peek under her skirt, or sit erect to peek into her breast.
One time, her threw the TV remote quite far from the bed. When the nurse came in and picked it up, he leaned so far out of the bed that he fell down to the floor, bringing the dextrose stand and a lot of other tubes down with him.
:rofl:
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December 31st, 2008 06:06 PM #96
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December 31st, 2008 06:12 PM #97
^^i think waxing is better. painful though but your pain threshold increases as you do it more often. waxing leaves the area smooth...and the hairs, once they re grow, become thinner.
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December 31st, 2008 06:17 PM #99
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Eh ngayon BBM has just ordered the suspension of the fining of ebikes and calls for a grace period...
E-bike / E-trike ban details released by MMDA