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    Things i learned in the movies - (English movies)


    1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.


    2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.


    3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.


    4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.


    5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.


    6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.


    7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.


    8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.


    9. Rather than wasting bullets, arch criminals prefer to kill their enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.


    10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.


    11. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.


    12. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.


    13. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.


    14. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.


    15. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.


    16. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. (It used to be an English accent for the German.)


    17. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.


    18. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.


    19. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.


    20. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.


    21. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.


    22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.


    23. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.


    24. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.


    25. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.


    26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.


    27. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.


    Eto naman sa pinoy action movies

    Ano ba ang Pinoy Action Movie?



    Laging umiikot ang istorya sa paghihiganti:

    Ni-rape ang kapatid ng bida o pinatay ang kamag-anak nya (nanay, tatay, ate, kuya, kinakapatid, kabiyak, anak, pinsan, tiyo, tiya, lolo, lola, ninong, ninang, apo, apo sa tuhod, apo sa talampakan, ninuno)

    Isa sa mga eksena e babastusin sya o syota nya ng mga nag-iinumang istambay. Magkakagulo sa isang okasyon (kaarawan, kasal, binyag, burol)

    Hindi nakakaramdam ng sakit ang bida sa bakbakan, pero sisigaw ito at aaray pag ginagamot na ang mga sugat nya ng isang babae.

    Smoker at mabisyo lagi ang kontrabida. Lagi itong may mga uto-utong tauhan o "mga bata". At laging naka-jacket kahit tanghaling tapat.

    Ang kuta ng mga kalaban e sa warehouse o malaking bahay.

    Lagi ding may eksena sa isang beer house.

    May seksing leading lady at may love scene na pwedeng ikuwento sa Abante.

    Marunong sa bakbakan ang babae, at kung isang lalake lang naman e kayang-kaya nitong patumbahin.

    Kung ma-co-corner ang bida, hindi ito papatayin, ikukulong lang.

    Mag-uusap ang bida at ang mortal na kalaban nito habang nag-tutukan ng baril ... mahabang pag-uusap, tila baga mag-syotang nasa telepono.

    Palaging bulok ang kotse ng kalaban kahit ito ay sang druglord o gambling lord.

    May malalakas na pagpapasabog kahit na hindi naman kailangan.

    Walang malalakas na pagpapasabog kahit na kailangan.

    Kahit ano sumasabog pag binaril. Pati puno, sumasabog.

    Kahit shotgun ang baril ng bida ay umaabot sa kabilang kanto ang bala.

    Kahit na nakatutok na ang mga baril ng mga kalaban sa kanya ay may panahon pang saluhin ng bida ang kanyang baril sa ere at kasahin at ibaril sa mga kalaban.

    Mura lang ang baril at pwede itong itapon kung wala nang bala.

    Makakapulot ang bida ng baril na may bala tuwing kinakailangan.

    Marunong at asintado sa baril ang leading lady kahit na hindi pa siya nakakahawak nito sa buong buhay nya.

    Palaging may eksena ang leading lady habang siya ay naliligo.

    Kaya ng bida ang dalawampung tao sa bakbakan dahil hindi naman sila sumusugod ng sabay-sabay, laging isa-isa, parang sayaw.

    Hindi tinatamaan ng bala ang bida kahit na tatlompung tao ang bumabaril sa kanya, pero lahat sila tinatamaan nya.

    Laging sa lupa at sa bakal tumatama ang bala ng kaaway.

    Tamaan man sya ng bala ay laging daplis lang .. hindi pwedeng sa ulo o sa puso.

    Siyam (9) ang buhay ng bida.

    Doble pa nito ang buhay ng leading lady.

    Kung mamamatay man ang isa sa kanila e makakapagsalita pa ito ng isang page ng script bago malagutan ng hininga.

    Huli darating ang maraming pulis at wala silang pakialam sa bida, kahit na involved ito sa riot!
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  2. Join Date
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    to add, hindi nag rereload ng magazing ang bida sa pelikula. unlishoot magazine

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    lahat ng telepono sa US nagsisimula sa 555

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    Si Superman, never nagulo ang buhok..........

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    kahit ganu kalala ang tama ng bala o saksak sa paa, ung bida natin maya't maya nakatayo na ulet, tumatakbo at lumalaban pa. Nakalimutan ung sugat, aba! wolverine??!

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    Pag nag-grocery ang mga puti,- palaging may french bread silang bibilhin....

    7404:laundry:

Things i learned in the movies