News: Jobert Sucaldito hospitalized after accident with cucumber

**compact** · May 24th, 2009 12:22 AM

lupit naman ni sucaldito, cucumber pa ang ginamit e meron pang parang tinik tinik sa labas yun! swabe sa wetpaks...

**Memphis Raines** · May 24th, 2009 12:39 AM

:hysterical:

Maybe he was trying to modify his b*tthole into a Free-Flow exhaust system

**carlo_41786** · May 24th, 2009 03:21 AM

Well, atleast may excuse sya kung papaanong napapunta sa ano nya yung pipino.

Pero sa tingin ko, nagsasabi naman sya ng totoo.

May mga ganung bagay naman di ba? Freak accident.

Parang final destination lang.

**noobskie** · May 24th, 2009 09:08 AM

Grabe na talaga ha. Di na lang gumawa ng bagong video. Cucumber scandal, ang sagwa nakupow!

**s_quilicot** · May 24th, 2009 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Memphis Raines

:hysterical:

Maybe he was trying to modify his b*tthole into a Free-Flow exhaust system

with a "baby's" lubricant in it.

:bwahaha:

**chua_riwap** · May 24th, 2009 09:57 AM

Ang tanong bakit o paano naputol sa loob ng butt nya?

Nanggigil?

**_Cathy_** · May 24th, 2009 10:03 AM

Buying a vibrator could have saved him from all the hospital bills.

**claRkEnt** · May 24th, 2009 10:06 AM

so, the question now is : have you saved yourself from hospital bills?

**chua_riwap** · May 24th, 2009 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by claRkEnt

so, the question now is : have you saved yourself from hospital bills?

Eh-he-he! Si Cathy ba tinatanong mo? Salbahe ka Bro........

**_Cathy_** · May 24th, 2009 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by claRkEnt

so, the question now is : have you saved yourself from hospital bills?

Nothing is ever going inside my ---

OT: My friend who is still a virgin, needs to have a medical procedure where a metal tube is supposed to go inside her, I was teasing her about being devirginized by a metal tube. The other option was to insert it in her a-S, so I teased her about being a virgin in the ... but not in her a-S. It's been over 3 years now and she still hasn't had the procedure done. hehehe.