just for laughs

[v6dreamer]

just for laughs......
>
>
>
> WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FIL-AM US PRESIDENT
>
> I don't know if you have watched David Letterman's Show when he
> used
> Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly show
> we
> are
> an emerging group in this diversed society to be featured in Dave's
> famous
> TV show..
>
> Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US
> President,
> By David Letterman
> 10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended
> relatives.
>
> 9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2
> Honda
> Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz,
> a
> BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
>
> 8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their
> fingers at
> State dinners.
>
> 7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will
> they
> put the picture of the Last Supper?
>
> 6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant
> wooden spoon and fork
>
> 5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psst... psst" or
> 'hoy....hoy. ..hoy...'
>
> 4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the
> presidential
> car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the
> statue of
> the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
>
> 3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for
> every
> room in the White House.
>
> 2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".
>
> AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN
> U.S.
> PRESIDENT IS...
>
> AIR FORCE ONE DOES NOT ALLOW OVERWEIGHT BALIKBAYAN BOXES!!!!!!!

[russpogi]

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