Kotong Anti Smoke Belching enforcers

[nic]

Sa delivery van namin, nagpapa-emmission ako every 3 months. "for compliance" ang nakalagay imbis na "for registration". Good for 3 months ang certificate, 400 pesos. Mas mura yun kaysa mahuli ng mga kotong enforcers.

Isang beses maski may certificate na, hinuli pa rin ng kotong enforcer at "bagsak" daw. Yung driver ko nalito kaya tinawagan ako. Kinausap ko si kotong enforcer:

Me: May compliance certificate kami at pasado naman dun, bakit sa inyo bagsak?
Kotong Enforcer: Sa emmission testing kasi "nalalagyan".
Me: Sinasabi mo ba na "nag-lagay" kami?
Kotong Enforcer: (mayabang sa sumagot ng pasigaw) Oo!
Me: Alam mo ba na pwede ka mawalan ng trabaho sa sinabi mo sakin ngayon? Ano pangalan mo?
Kotong Enforcer: (pause, nabigla yata) Bakit ko bibigay pangalan ko?! (pasigaw pa rin)
Me: Ibigay mo telepono sa driver ko para sya papakuhain ko ng pangalan mo sa supervisor dyan.

Naputol linya. Pag-uwi ng driver kwento sakin na pinaalis nalang daw sila.

[A121]

Heads-up lang po. They are also doing this in Baguio City. Our company's Adventure was flagged down by these men. It's the same thing. They rev the **** out of your engine, give you a fine and have an emission test before they give back your plate.

I asked the ASBU personnel why do they rev the **** out of the engine and what if the engine breaks down because of their stupidity - no answer.

I then saw a gasoline engined Accord that was spewing blue smoke. I asked them why didn't they flag it down - no answer.

The next time we are going to Baguio, we'll just remove the plate number at the front so we'll appear as if we were already flagged down by these pigs.

[KIANTOT]

Natuto na din sila sa baguio city, problema na din ng city of baguio yung air pollution galing sa mga sasakyan, karamihan ng public at private vehicle are using using diesel engines, It is good that this ASBU personel did not break your engine, hindi normal yung ginagawa nilang pag rev ng sasakyan, mga balasubas yung mga yan

It happens before also in Manila that ASBU have an operation, they flagged down a Tamaraw FX and then this ASBU personel rev it very high to produced more smoke but then suddenly the engine of this FX breakdown,"kumatok" bigla kaya kung ako ang driver and ASBU will flagged me down hindi ko papayagan yung personel nila ang mag rev what ever happens.

[NightRock]

teka lang Legal ba yon na sila ang tumapak sa gas pedal.. since hindi naman sila ang maya ari pwede naman sabihin lang nila sa driver with a certain RPM lang pero yung sobrang ginagawa nila..dapat i reklamo na yan...hinuli ka na pina katok pa makina mo? hindi naman lahat ng may sasakyan mayaman..

Ok sana ang layunin nila kaso abusado

[Stoner]

Hm, you're right. If even Police at checkpoints cannot touch anything in your car, then how come these bastards can?

Somebody should video the whole thing (complete with the 'unanswerable' questions portion), then post it online. If the stations pick up on this, there'll be quite a storm.