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  1. Join Date
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    #31
    Mr. Chairman,

    My only request is to buy tsikot.com


  2. Join Date
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    #32
    Dear drey, I would turn down your request.

    Re: AMG/Mercedes/Maybach tuned Pajero. For your information, AMG only caters to Mercedes-Benz and Pagani vehicles.

    Re: Trima GT. I haven't heard of this vehicle.

    Re: Mountain bike. I specifically said "executive vehicle capex".

    Re: Own built luxury sedan. Huh?

    Re: Old Pajeros. We only buy new or CPO vehicles.

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    Dear the_wildthing, your request has been approved - I like the way you think. May I suggest a Porsche 911 Turbo for you?

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    Dear yuichi, your request has been approved! I like Ducatis and motor bikes also (JAZA is scooting in a KTM though).

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    Dear gearspeed, you are not thinking like a CEO. You're fired!

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    Dear ambotech, i said capex and not a personal loan. You're fired!

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    Dear MGuy, that is way over the limit. Any excess cannot be charged to your representation allowance as all vehicle purchase by the company is considered a CAPEX. Your representation allowance is P50M a year? You're fired!

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    Dear jcastillo, no you can't use the company's vehicles for you personal car rental business.

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    To all those who are suggesting the AFO investment (and all those that were fired):


  3. Join Date
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    #33
    Hhmmm.... :meeting:

    2801:clap:

  4. Join Date
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    #34
    hhmmm...

    Dear Mr. Chairman.

    I would like to have a Maybach 62. If thats too much then i'd get the 57s.

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    Facts:

    AMG tuned the 4G63 before... Dont know about it now.
    iam3739.com

  5. Join Date
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    #35
    Dear Chairman,

    :doh:

    :crying:

    Your truly,

    Ex-CEO

    PS: Back to my XRM for the moment

  6. Join Date
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    #36
    To the CEOs who can't decide yet... I'm picking this for you:

    CPO BMW 730Li, 17000 km, P5.9M
    CPO BMW X3 3.0i Executive, 5000 km, P3.858M

  7. Join Date
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    #37
    Mr. Chairman

    As your chief vehicle security adviser, may I suggest that the P10M appropriated fund be made as a down payment for the latest Bell Ranger Helicopter.

    As an ex car thief, this is the most logical choice of transportation since not only does it deter auto theft, it likewise is immune to color coding & traffic problems which will assure me of arriving first at any company function. If approved, it is further recommended that we share your current chopper parking space at the rooftop.

    Best Regrads

    Last edited by Memphis Raines; May 23rd, 2007 at 02:29 PM.

  8. Join Date
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    #38
    My colleagues was shot at the other day... I think they put a few holes in his Porsche. That does it... I'm changing my Jag and Evo to this:

    Dear Mr. Chairman:

    I'd like one Jaguar S-Type R. (6.5m)

    And about 3.5 million pesos worth of armor-plating, suspension and supercharger mods. I think that will do it. I'm still trying to find out if we can install .50 caliber machineguns underneath the headlights. If I can get a group buy, we can put them on your BMW, too, Sir.

    Ang pagbalik ng comeback...

  9. Join Date
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Mr. CEO, your P10M vehicle capex is approved...