When you plan for another wedding on your golden anniversary.
^^^ I remember a story where early one morning, wife woke up to find her husband crying uncontrollably in a corner....
She asked him what's the matter?
In between sobs the husband told her,- it is our 20th/25th anniversary,- I should have been released on parole, due to good behavior.....
"The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!
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pag dinukot mo yung pustiso sa bibig niya
at isinubo mo
kasi you know. gusto mo siyang maimpress.
pag kinutuhan mo siya at inipon mo mga lisa o itlog ng kuto niya at ginawang mong
hotcake para almusal mo.
pag bumibilis at tumitindi ang
pagtibok ng
mga pimpols mo sa mukha.
at sa tuwing magkakaharap kayo
sila ay naghihimagsik at gustong
sumabog! aaaaawww!