99 Secrets Girls Ought To Know About Guys

[ghosthunter]

99 SECRETS GIRLS OUGHT TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking
girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then
forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it
simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten
already?" are the first usual questions a guy
asks on the phone just to get out from
stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before
they go to sleep, they always think about the
girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes, he'll disregard all
your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's
attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-
boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents...let
them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they
can't. And they sure have one habit to gain
courage and spirit to tell you many things and it
is...drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up...believe
me...he will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has
dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to
accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no
turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know
what...uh...never mind!" would him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you are
thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but
they usually stammer when they talk to a girl
they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "um"...or makes
any excuses when you're asking him to do you a
favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like
you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try
again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want
before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch
just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes
him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes
her.

28. You can never understand him unless you
listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a
lifetime...he does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through
half of the face of the earth faster than girls
can.

31. Like Eve...girls are guy's weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you
believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get
dirty...even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even
if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks
help from about his problems with you may end up
being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he
just needs someone to listen to him. You don't
need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes
you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking
with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls
in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants
but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell
them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy
but...her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their
relationship and become too possessive...so watch
out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during
courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of
that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his
girlfriend after they broke up esp. when they've
been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want
before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if
he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in-
love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys
blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They
could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have
weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but
become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's
sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the
girl...he really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's
just actually saying "Please come and listen to
me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in
him.

61. If a guy started to talk seriously, listen to
him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say
something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as
love at first sight, but court the girls anyway
and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than
they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes
him but can never be sure unless the girl tells
him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games
and basketball, the way a girl would do over her
romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms...no
kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with
your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him.
Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on
the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without
prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do
more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are
especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get
lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and
have unpredictable decisions but still love them
more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious
grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and
he jus tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about on how shiny their
shoes unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once
they get to know them, they'll realize they're
wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his
own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl
swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps
himself cool but is already thinking of a way
out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it
shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed
on you or he's criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he
asks for a second chance, give it to him. But
when you catch him again an he asks for another
chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best
friend always glances at you and it obviously
shows that he is jealous whenever you're with
your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best
friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the
romance books that girls read and take as their
basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in
pain...when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask
him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't
hear your voice even just for one night, hang up.
He also tells that to another girl. He only
flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good
intention if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from
a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things...not
their hair!

97. If someone says you're beautiful, that guy
likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they
are serious in your relationships.

REMINDER: Test a guy first if he's really the
one. Some are just pretending to be the one.

[kiper]

hmm..meron nito sa website ni nicole diba?

may mga sagot nga sya bawat number eh..haha

[TEAL]

Originally posted by ghosthunter
99 SECRETS GIRLS OUGHT TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it
shows he is not good at fixing things.

I disagree. Baka dito lang sa tsikot e ang daming very concious sa looks nila and yet gurus when it comes to fixing vehicles....di ba?

With your permission Doc OTEP, sample kita.

Si OTEP, doktor yan, e di very clean and sanitized lahat ng gamit nyan, very concious about his looks (tama ba?), and yet ang galing pagdating sa fixing vehicle.

[CaRGirL]

Originally posted by TEAL
I disagree. Baka dito lang sa tsikot e ang daming very concious sa looks nila and yet gurus when it comes to fixing vehicles....di ba?

With your permission Doc OTEP, sample kita.

Si OTEP, doktor yan, e di very clean and sanitized lahat ng gamit nyan, very concious about his looks (tama ba?), and yet ang galing pagdating sa fixing vehicle.

AMEN... di lang sa pagdating sa fixing vehicles... very clean and organized sa gamit, sa house, sa car....

[CaRGirL]

Originally posted by ghosthunter
99 SECRETS GIRLS OUGHT TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking
girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

[/b]
i agree...

2. Guys hate flirts.

i agree...

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then
forget you afterwards.

that is after you might have done something they didnt like...

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

korek... most of the time, gus2 nila u think the way they want u to...

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

yupzie... most of the time, tatanungin nila... "may ginagawa ka ba? ok lang ba kung usap tayo sa fone?"... kahit nga sa txt e... "bz ka?!"

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

yup... kze at the end of the day, ite-text o tatawagan pa din nila ung tao na like talaga nila...

7. When a guy really likes, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

I sure agree… (dba hon?! Hehehe)

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

not applicable for all guys…

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

not all guys will do…

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

I agree to this… (soree h0n….)

11. When guys want to meet your parents...let them.

eh pano pag ayaw?? Ano ibig sabihin nun?!

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is...drinking!

hmmm… no comment….

13. Guys cry!!!

they sure do…. But not all, other try to keep it to themselves…

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up...believe me...he will.

I agree… :D

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

they just dream & hope the things that could happen in one day… ehehhee

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

sometimes this is applicable to OTHER guys…

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

ganun ba un?! Alam ko kze when you touch a guy’s … talagang there’s no turning back… hehehe… *bad bad* :evilgrin:

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what...uh...never mind!" would him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

I AGREE….

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

huh?! Never noticed….

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

hmmm… not all guys are like that…

[CaRGirL]

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "um"...or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

ay ganun ba un?! =((

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

hahahaha… di naman…. Pero for some… I think oo… :D

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

dapat ituktok mo sa utak nya ung gus2 mo sabihin…

24. Guys hate gays!

most REAL guys DO…

25. Guys love their moms.

hmm… those guys I know who are REAL gentlemen love their moms….

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

na-ah… guys love their stomachs… hehhe…

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

he thinks coz he gets annoyed or bothered… hehehehe…

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

I sure do listen to clearly understand…

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime...he does.

aaaaawwww…. Thanx hon… hehehe

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

I definitely agree…. Kiss and tell… hahahaha… on the contrary, not all guys pala...

[CaRGirL]

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

yupz… I agree…

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

hmmm…. I have to idea….

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

uhuh…

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

most of the time, yeah…

45. Guys think too much.

THEY DO…

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

hmmm… I think so…

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but...her weight does!

SINABI MO PA! Hehehe… (gotta lose weight, gotta lose weight, gotta lose weight… heehehe)

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive...so watch out girls!!!

depende sa guy to…. (wag naman po sana, h0n…)

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

ah talaga? Masubukan nga.. hehehe

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up esp. when they've been together for 3 years or more.

yupz… I agree to this….

[CaRGirL]

2 be continued... ayaw na maipost ung iba e... hehehe

[CaRGirL]

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
***hmmm… cguro nga, just to set his expectations (and yours…)
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in-love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
I*** agree… give and take naman diba?!
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
***hmmm physically and emotionally…. Duh!!
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
***hehehhe…. Most guys do…
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
***I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE hehehehe…. (joke lang hon…)

[gretzy]

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses

----i completely disagree with this one